The young barman looks up to find this really sexy lady walking up to him- she says in a sexy seductive voice, "May I please speak to your manager?"
He, feeling natures stirrings, says, "Not right now, but is there anything I can help you with?"
She replies, "I don't know if your the right man to talk to...its kind of personal..."
More stirrings, he goes, "I'm pretty sure I can handle your problem, miss."
She then looks at him with a smile, and slowly puts two of her fingers into his mouth...and began sliding them in and out of his wet lips.
She asks, "Can you give the manager a little message for me?"
The bartender nods expectantly...eyes bulging!
"Tell him there's no toilet paper in the ladies loo."
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