f*ballers wife

oh my!!! yes sweeti, i can understand that, it takes a certain kind of talent and years of practice to manage such a large one.... i mean, just as johnboy..... :004: infact i think TM4TJ has a rather exceptional one too.... :004: no, you're right mee..... you stick with your wee one and play it safe! :001:

oh my!!! you need to get your source checked sweeti, why on earth do you think i offered to be THIER groupies...... having such a SMALL area and all.... :016: altho, having said that, my patch covers quiet a considerable area now, including skye. :006: do you have a large patch mee? :001:

oh my!!! need a groupie ross? i could see if i could SQUEEEEZE you ALL in!!! :016: :004:

oh my!!! there would have been some time last night then with livi playing them.... :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! more to the point, is the dunphaill ceilidh band playing? :001:

oh my!!! little gets me excited ... i'm easily pleased! (ALLEGIDLY! :004:) so come on guys.......... who's alll coming.... ooopsy! ....going??? :015:

oh my!!! i had no idea that my (OYO) were up for discussion..... but FEEL free! (well, not free exactly, but dam reasonable!) PERSONALLY, i think those chappies should have been in the pier in portree at the weekend, with the 'nuns on the run' with your very own mother superior (FWB!) if any one group of people could sort out international relations..... they could! :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! and does it COME in a large 12" tube? by any chance?!?! :clapping04: :005: :015:

oh my!!! [move]sweetis and babes..... have fun at the party[/move] i'll be thinking of you, well, while i'm sober enuf to that is! think of me too and have one for me....... or two or three would be better! [move][glow=red,2,300]enjoy!!![/glow][/move]

oh my!!! now sweeti... does your cream have youth restoring products in it that will give my complexion a healthy glow??? as long as it doesnt have any fart~i~facial stuff in it... preservatives.... colouring and certainly not too much SALT?!?!? too much of that is NOT good for a girl! :001: :015: :005:

oh my!!! ok guys.... who's first for the facial??? :001: AND..... which one had his hand on the 12"er??? phone number email address house number post code mothers maiden name.... erm.... :love07:

oh my!!! my dear lady, it's FOR mrs TM4TJ that i keep his lips in pristine condition, good grief woman, i hope you're not suggesting i actually TEST the results! what kind of a girl do you TAKE me for!?!?! OH MY!!! i am FLATTERED tho! you have SPYS gathering info on me, gosh, am i THAT interesting!?! geez ta XXX and yes, sweeti, i have MANY 12"ers in my hands at various times of the day and night.... but usually not covered in vinyl.... altho, now you mention it, there was that time in the......

oh my!!! tell me chaps and chapesses??? do i detect a little tention in this here thread? if so.... you all need to come and see me for a nice relaxing facial, it WILL help.... both men and women welcome.... rock listeners, old biddies, R&B's, apology for a human beings, even those who leeeen towards the classical (bless!) call me guys, my services are here to help restore harmony in the ranks! :001:

oh my!!! no babe, i cant say the same! :005: but mee, sweeti, i have a luverly lip balm i could get for you, tried and tested on TM4TJ's very own lps and HOW kissably smoooooth they are now! :001: :popular01:

oh my!!! isnt that a shop in beauly? :006:

oh my!!! for those about to rock..... we salute you..... :015:

oh my!!! cd, you got a wee obsession going on there.... !!!STEP AWAY FROM THE KEYBOARD!!! :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! DUBLIN Bud and Jim were a couple of drinking buddies who worked as airplane mechanics in Dublin One day the airport was fogged in and they were stuck in the hangar with nothing to do. Bud said, "Man, I wish we had something to drink!" Jim says, "Me too. Y'know, I've heard you can drink jet fuel and get a buzz. You wanna try it?" So they pour themselves a couple of glasses of high octane hooch and get completely smashed. The next morning Bud wakes up and is surprised at how good he feels. In fact he feels GREAT! NO hangover! NO bad side effects. Nothing! Then the phone rings...It's Jim. Jim says, "Hey, how do you feel this morning?" Bud says, "I feel great. How about you?" Jim says, "I feel great, too. You don't have a hangover?" Bud says, "No, that jet fuel is great stuff - no hangover, nothing. We ought to do this more often." "Yeah, well there's just one thing..." "What's that?" "Have you farted yet?" "No....." "Well, DON'T, 'cause I'm in ABERDEEN!!!"

oh my!!! gosh.... where do i START??? nothing footy related tho! :004: oh, except, i cant bring myself to throw out my sons aberdeen top with jess on the back.... does that make me a bad person!?! :015:

oh my!!! glad you and the hat are reunited sweeti :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04: and cali 100..... are the squirrels in the hat or under the bridge? :001: :010: :015:

oh my!!! it's in portree..... just for me.... GEEZ THANKS GUYS!!! :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04:

oh mY!!! so no kids after the match then...... :015: more to the point.... will I be allowed in....??? :015:

oh my!!! i officially request that it be changed to accomodate my hen weekend in portree..... before or after will be just tickety boo.... thanks! :015:

oh my!!! i lURv cuddly men!!! :004: more to get hold of.... if you know what i mean.... :clapping04:

oh my!!! howdi, that's a disgrace, you'd not catch ME spending THAT kind of money on BEER...... :024: :018: :020: on OVD.... not THAT's a different story! :015: :drinking09: :drinking02: :015: