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f*ballers wife

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  1. oh my!!! sorry guys, do forgive me.... it's just that i'm never sure which is the correct way to measure it.... as a rule.... :014: :015:
  2. oh my!!! and is that while standing to attention.... or while at ease? as it were! this could make QUITE a difference i think! :015: :015: :015:
  3. oh my!!! sweet~pee. i know you;re getting on a bit.... in ones 70's and all that jazz..... but when/where/who/why did 'grooming' come into the pic? i'm a little confuzzled..... getting on a bit myself of course! :015:
  4. oh my!!! just as a matter of interest from a female..... do you men actually find those balloons atractive? :017:
  5. oh my!!! a student of life babe.... manure and ripe in all the right places! :004: :015: oopsy MATURE and ripe!.... :021: :015:
  6. oh my!!! 2. Having sex in a single bed is absurd. really? :004: 39. You can remember the name of the person you wake up next to. really? :005: 33. You dont spend Wednesday afternoons in the pub. really?
  7. oh my!!! yes sweeti, but that's NOT where YOU THINK they want it! :015: oh to be a younster again.... if only i knew then what i know now... :015: :004: :005:
  8. I would have thought Jnr's subtle technique would have worked wonders for a gal like you, FW... :015: :015: oh my!!! well, jb sweeti, i've had a few in my time it has to be said.... and the odd chat up line too! :016: :004: i girl sure likes a guy who makes then laugh, jnr! you go babe, but keep your membrain on at all times tho and your nucluei will stay where the gilrs want it to.... :015:
  9. oh my!!! memo to self..... must to talk to jnr about chat up lines! :014:
  10. oh my!!! beastie, you say THE nicest things to me..... :love07: innocent.... yeah, right! :014:
  11. oh my!!! oh GIRLIES.... what EVER is granny to DO with you pair?!?!?!?!? :014: i need to come out with you and put you on the straight and narrow, me thinks! :018: and at least show you where to put your legs when exiting the lav.... or is that a car.... i get a little confuzzled these days you know! :017: :015:
  12. oh my!!! it's officially king BEASTIE day..... date.... 06~6~06 your number sweeti! all hale? hail? haul... oh no... hael.... erm.... the KING!!! :party06: :love04: :music03: :party01: :party02: :popular01: ooopsy! :love07:
  13. oh my!!! oh sweeti.... you just couldn't wait any longer to COME and GET me, eh? :love05: :love04: :love12: oh that party on the beach is getting better by the day!!! :021: and it's ok folkies down in england~shire... i'll take EXTRA special care of him for you till the first game of the season! :015: :004: :016: :005: :love12:
  14. oh my!!! guys... you dont half lower the tone..... :014: :015: :015: :015:
  15. oh my!!! why is that hun??? just BELIEVE you can get one and off you go! all to do with POSITIVE thinking! :016:
  16. oh my!!! only if you stood too close to me with shiny shoes?!? :004:
  17. oh my!!! bloody **** babe, you're GOOOOD!!! :021:
  18. oh my!!! can you tyoe this sentence with your eyes ckised ooEERrr not bad!!! granny's good!
  19. oh my!!! and ian and i make a luverly couple too..... ! :004: :015:
  20. oh my!!! Your ideal job is a Between the hours of 12 and 1pm on days with a W in them. think it's a miss print.... should it not be AM?!? :015: and one night... oppsy DAY a week.... business is not THAT quiet! :014:
  21. oh my!!! BOYS!!! :008: IMAGINE..... you thinking such a thing of me.... :007: CERTAINLY not one of MINE! :014: :018: a lady NEVER leaves her belongings on places like that... :014: :018: :020: and jb.... no there are NOT :008: lots of cars driving around the highlands with my heel marks..... what DO you take me for!?!?! :019: i take my shoes off first! :015: :016: :004: :015:
  22. oh my!!! it is indeed, a right royal stud muffin! :021: (bad picci tho!) so looking at him, you can only IMAGINE how gorg HIS wife must be! :015:
  23. oh my!!! jb, sweeti, i only know what the back seats look like.... not the back lights! :004: :005: :015:
  24. oh my!!! i TOLD you to look away and stop STARING at me! :014: :018:
  25. oh my!!! try this.....http://carcloseups.mtv.co.uk/ i got 3... and there was 2 already THERE!!! :014:
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