f*ballers wife

oh my!!! you'd be surprized at what can occupy MY mind sweeti.... and moaning just aint one of them...... :014: well, having said that...... :004:

oh my!!! now now D sweeti, dont be cheeky to your elders in the elderly elders forum... :015:

oh my!!! bet they're not as gorg as my footballer! http://www.carr-bridgefc.co.uk mind you, what a disasterous start to our little season! :019:

oh my!!! tell them you do resistance training with me three times a week and you'll maybe get a wage rise! :015:

oh my!!! after cyril came the beast! who was a sunburst red capri USA 666X which i loved to bits.... but just before the beast was bugs... a light blue capri, bought from a guy our the nairn road... oh boy, this thread is sending stirrings to places that havna been stirred in years! :015: :003: :001:

oh my!!! no sweeti, it's just that the youngsters canna handle their drink like us oldies! :021: :015:

oh my!!! nope! :015: :015: :015:

oh my!!! my *** may be a tad on the large side guys... maybe like that back end of a bus... but not a bloody TRUCK! and i AM SO articulate.... i bend in the middle too! d'oh! :014:

oh my!!! a mini.... the first time round ones! blue, with a pair of white stripes over the bonnet, roof and boot! which didnt last very long cos kevin drove up my *** in his capri! so my first 'real' car was a honda civic by the name of cyril.... in which i learnt to hand~brake turn, spin take~offs, rev between the gears.... you know, all the really IMPORTANT things of driving! along with various other persutes!..... oh boy if that car could talk! it was a bugger of a thing to go thrue brake pads tho... i became quite proficent at changing them.... a woman of MANY tallents!

oh my!!! sweeti... they are ALLLLL happy in there! :015:

oh my!!! and i should go and console him.... bosy him into my ample b(oYo)sss(oYo)m, he'll be happy there! :love07: :015:

oh my!!! Ain't it the Truth!!! A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical. The nurse starts with certain basic items. "How much do you weigh?" she asks. "115," she says. The nurse puts her on the scale. It turns out her weight is 140. The nurse asks, "Your height?" 5 foot 8," she says. The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5". She then takes her blood pressure And tells the woman it is very high. "Of course it's high!" she screams, "When I came in here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat! Flour and Water How come when you mix water and flour together you get glue?.. and then you add eggs and sugar... and you get cake? Where did the glue go ? NEED AN ANSWER? You know darned well where it went! That's what makes the cake Stick to your BUTT

oh my!!! maybe the wee green men took her away.... we need a APB on sis!!! :010:

oh my!!! my poor, poor babies.... go get some soup and then some ice~cream.... works for granny! more to the point... was it a good night? or at least, the bits you remember, where THEY good? :017:

oh my!!! THAT IS FANTASTIC............. just like dancing with manni...(young man!) mind you, can see quite a bit of johnboy in there too... (hound dog!) beastie, what a mover...(kung~foo fighting!) oh the fun we're going to have on the beach!!!!!!!! :party01: :music03: oopsy! :party01:

oh my!!! i am RIGHT with you there babe.... it seems to be that anywhere else in the country, you can be fet at any time of the day or night.... a girl gets peckish you know.... after a long evening of heavy girating.... and hip tossing.... ON THE DANCE FLOOR.... :party01: :014:

oh my!!! oh you are awfulllll, but i like you!!! :015:

oh my!!! gringo.... and you promiced not to EVER show anyone that picci!!! :020:

oh my!!! maybe that's why he's in hospital.... A&E.... spilt something hot down his bits... :015:

oh my!!! and you just remember that i LURVE you FARRRR more than ANYone else, sweetness! :love07::love07::love07:

oh my!!! see.... i told you about those rippling muscles! :021:

oh my!!! just temp, still going strong! and eye sofa, sweeti, that herbi butter sounds luverly.... need to pop in for some one day..... fancy buying me lunch? :005: :015:

oh my!!! the chip inn in nairn, fish is cooked there and then, make a huge differance, not left under lights to curl up it's tail in dispare! dispair? dispear? you know what i meant! :016:

oh my!!! no it's dreadfull jb... you never get what you want, when you want it..... maybe that's cos it's no longer open of course! :016: the cairn is ok and the dalrachney lodge just out on the grantown road... that's about it babe!

oh my!!! Two men walk into a pet shop in Dingle, Ireland. They head to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, "Dat's dem." The owner comes over and asks if he can help them. "Yeah, we'll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere," says Gerry The owner puts the budgies in a paper bag. Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry's truck to drive to the top of Connor's Pass. At Connor's Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1,000 ft. drop and says,"Dis looks like a grand place." He takes two birds out of the bag,puts them on his shoulders and jumps off the cliff. Paddy watches as Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead. Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, "Fook dat. Dis budgie jumping is too fook'n dangerous for me!". ....DER'S MORE Moments later, Mick arrives up at Connor's Pass. He's been to the pet shop too, and walks up to the edge of the cliff, carrying another paper bag in one hand and a shotgun in the other. "Hi, Paddy. Watch dis" Mick says. He takes a parrot from the bag and throws himself over the edge of the cliff. Paddy watches as half way down, Mick takes the gun and shoots the parrot. Mick continues to plummet down and down, until he hits the bottom, and breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says, "And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!" .... IT'S NOT OVER YET Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends, when Sean O'Driscoll appears. He's also been to the pet shop, and is carrying a paper bag, out of which he pulls a chicken. Sean O'Driscoll then hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down, until he hits a rock and breaks his spine. Once more Paddy shakes his head in disbelief, "Fook dat, lads. Dese adventure sports are too dangerous for me.... First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping.... den Mick parrotshooting..... and now Sean and his fook'n hen gliding.