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f*ballers wife

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  1. oh my!!! as long as the only one is the dosh... then i'm all yours sweeti!!! not that i'm only after your money, i am not THAT shallow! i mean we can chat over the pre~match drink too... i have fairly reasonable conversation skills! just ask any of the guys i've dated.... well, the ones that i chatted with TOOO :004: :015:
  2. oh my!!! what ever your little heart desires sweeti.... but correct me if i'm wrong, but was it DRIVING we were talking about!?!? :driving01: :015:
  3. oh my!!! thank you cali 100..... valuable advice there..... :006: :017: :016:
  4. oh my!!! i sure the **** am! i may even wear my socks!!! :004: :015:
  5. oh my!!! gosh sweeti, is this a date you are taking me on??? :clapping04: only if you are tall dark and handsome.... then ok :001: if on the other hand you are short, fair and ugly..... as long as you are paying.... then ok! :004: dont tell anyone, but i've never ACTUALLY been to a match! other than in the hospitality suite in the grant stand tower at carr-bridge! (yes, i KNOW that's in the car, parked at the car park in the village, wi a tin o coke and a packet o cheese and mingin! ... but leave me happy in my 'posh spice world!' )
  6. oh my!!! well, that'll be the last time i pick YOU up then! :019:
  7. oh my!!! can i come and hold your thesis in the woods for you sweet~peee? as long as it's inbetween spain, portree and NEW YORK.... did i mention i'm going to NEW YORK!!! :party01:
  8. oh my!!! well chaps and chapesses! richard branson is taking me to NEW YORK!!! all expenses paid, cos i'm luverly and a good girl! :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04: then off to skye, the weekend of the caley party.... but we'll not talk about THAT! off to see donald in the pier in portree.... for my pals hen~weekend... at which i just may consume a black beard or two! :drinking08: :drinking09: then off to espaina in august with mr f*baller and the babie ballers! :music04:
  9. oh my!!! here blacki babe, i could give you a lesson or three in the vectra..... i drive it like it's an artic! :015: :011: :004:
  10. oh my!!! oh well, i'll just stay outside the bridge inn and wait for him then!!! :love07: :love07: or invite him round to the brothel.....:love07: i'd give him one anyday!!! :love07: A DISCOUNT..... what on earth did you lot think! really, i dont know! :004: :016:
  11. oh my!!! thanks D, called them and they. spookily enuf, use the same supplier that we do... well, did! just waiting for HIS to get back to me. SEE a REAL answer to a girls urgent needs! you're a honey, is that ANOTHER facial i'm due you? :001: :love07:
  12. oh my!!! :015: :001: :015: :001: :015: :clapping04:
  13. oh my!!! you ARE NOT helping here folks..... one would have thought that putting such a request on such a board, one would have got a better class of reply..... :016: but alas no..... what is a girl o do?!?! :007: having said that, a small picket fence would be RATHER fenching,,,,, get it,,,, fetch,,, fence.... ing.... i know, it's late..... night night! xxx :clapping04: :015:
  14. oh my!!! but are we MEANT to wear pants for tennis.... ooopsy, that's where i've been going wrong! ??? :- :-*
  15. oh my!!! erm..... to line the football pitch...... so we all know when it's off side..... not that i know what that rule is of course, but never the less, they feel that it's important! :D :P
  16. oh my!!! are you going to be in portree with me too on the 22nd sweeti??? i'm going to miss all this, dam it! not that i'm an OFFICIAL supporter anyway? would i have been able to come anyway? or would a big burly bouncer .... oh my.... MAN~handle..... om hy!!! me out! oh gosh! what was i talking about there!?! oh yes, if there is anything happening anywhere on the 29th we can go.... if not a wee private party can be arranged babe!!! ;D ;) :-*
  17. oh my!!! hi guys, any of you out there line your local foot pitch??? if so, where do you get the liner from??? the company we normally get seem to have vanished off the face of the earth....??? would apreciate a few suggestions.... PROPER ones, now, got the serious head on here!!! ;D ;)
  18. oh my!!! hi folks [move]just playing with myself![/move] [glow=red,2,300]wow, lots of new buttons to play with![/glow] [shadow=red,left]and this does? [/shadow] http://and this thingy... and i can insert.... [table][tr][td]one of these[/table] oh, maybe not! sorry guys, but too [li]many things to learn[/li] [li][/li] oh my!!!this... and this... http://i need to go lie down now..... anyone wish to join me ?
  19. oh my!!! strip poke her.... oopsy POKER!!! :P
  20. oh my!!! sweeti, do you have a wee toretts thing going on there?!?!?!?!?!? ::) ;D
  21. oh my!!! [glow=red,2,300]and no need to share what i was thinking!!! [/glow] oh my!!! i'm glowing!!!
  22. oh my!!! jocks forthcoming wedding..... Two Scots, Archie and Jock, are sitting in the pub discussing Jock's forthcoming wedding. "Ach, it's all going grand," says Jock. "I've got everything organised already: the flowers, the church, the cars, the reception, the rings, the minister, even ma stag night... Archie nods approvingly. "Havens, I've even bought a kilt to be married in!" continues Jock. "A kilt?" exclaims Archie, "That's braw, you'll look pure smart in that! "And what's the tartan?" Archie then enquires. "Och," says Jock, "I'd imagine she'll be in white
  23. oh my!!! having driven taxis for over ten years, i'd say i'm a pretty experienced driver.... and have seen all sorts....but you know what? we all bugger it up now and then, when we change our minds half way round that roundabout cos we forgot we needed to go 'there' so we switch lanes...etc.... a wee bit of patience is all it takes, no need to get all flustered about it. i think that's why we do energency stops in our test.... well, do we still do them?
  24. oh my!!! well, scotti sweetness, you can EDIT my bits ANYday!?!?! :love07: :015: :004:
  25. oh my!!! and the battle of balnabarebum was fought in the year 1967, won by the stroke of a birch whip only after the general was caught in a fit of passion with the milkmaid..... or was the 1796....??? :015: i can be your history teacher..... :004: :015:
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