Heilandee

save yersel a few more quid wi this ane Bob snow clearing device

I used to stay round the corner in Wellside fae that hoose,sold up and moved when Action Man moved into the area fearing a fall in house prices :001:

Wis watchin it with HD junior after oor wee excursion to Perth yesterday,eh asked him "how do you think Bobby Mann would cope wi that lot then?" .......he just raised his eyebrows in exasperation and didnae answer.

:015: :015: You weren't the fermer fae Dingwall that advertised for a wife before you emigrated by any chance Bob? Single Farmer requires woman to become wife must have own Tractor

Some females who have passed the course :004:

[img width=574 height=800] all the best folks,speshly this Saturday!!!! mebbes see some of you's at Ballinluig on oor trip to Perth :021:

The woodshed bar at Coylumbridge!!! whit a blast from the past,Pints of Gluwein after a hard day skiin doon the icy slopes of Cairngorm and gettin pished while still in yer Sallopettes,them were the days :021: need to have a looky in next time eh'm doon that way

could be arranged FW....explain the differance between hard and floppy,hand held,attachments etc,etc,etc :001:

hope meh dirty washing isnae gettin aired in public here :blush02:

I already posted the perfect advent calender in the thread of the same name further down.....Carlsberg dont make advent calenders.........

Is that a spelling mistake CaleyD,no sure if it should be scarred or scared as either would be approprate......assuming were talking about the same pics :010:

Soooooperb,sure knocks the retro santa coke ad into a cocked hat eh?

Oi Johnboy,pictures oh meh ba's are not for general consumption,......was thinkin more of your high heels when i got sent that ane FW :004:

So that would be balls i had last Friday ......... :015:

eh just caught yer quick edit JB, hope AF isnae offended :007: if yer oot there AF,remember......... If at first you dont suceed post another on a different threed (Mcgonnagal 2006)

Good ane Mantis :021: your use of the Penman is appreciated by DEE4LIFE, it's also the best stagger value to the sticklebrick AND it gets up the noses of them ower the road .....3 good reasons for using it 3 points next week, athing crossed :005:

Thats not a problem Mantis :001:

Outwith a heaving,seething,packed to the rafters Dens park of the 70's(but ehm biased there) i would have to say Tynecastle was my favourite venue,brilliant atmosphere,worst has to be any trip back from Glasgow with all the windows of the bus panned in, freezing for 3 hours after a day of hostility,regardless of the result. :007:

Being as it's the first of December.....here's one eh made earliar..... 24 hours in a day,24 beers in a case.........no coincidence eh?

A game played by two teams of 11 players each on a rectangular, 100-yard-long field with goal lines and goal posts at either end, the object being to gain possession of the ball and advance it in running or passing plays across the opponent's goal line or kick it through the air between the opponent's goal posts.......... Other than that just pick the team you are going to be support with for the rest of eternity,find a group of like minded folk to attend games with , drink copious amounts of alchol before and after games (used to be during as well but they changed that rule!!) discuss all events afterwards in minute detail dissecting every kick,foul,goal etc at length,NEVER admit your wrong about any opinion you may have given about a game,NEVER say anything nice about the chap wearing the black uniform,apart from that have a good day out :003:

to daylight

Should that no read "Me an Heilandee are used to bein banned...." :music05: :music03:

AHAAAA!!!!....So ,Mark Walters was the question master.....

little pair

Katriona