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Don't start Kev. You'll set him off. :D

And with that, harmony is restored. :D

Smee, Out of curiosity how old are you? This is not meant in any way to offend just curious. My "emergency appeal" joke was exactly that, a joke and if anyone was offended by it I will gladly appologise to them on here and even face to face if so wished. It was posted as a bit of fun and I'm sure that most on here are mature enough to realise that. Dam, I'm sure there is mate but I will be the first to say it's wrong. I live in Scotland, Scottish wife, love being in Scotland and everything Scottish, well pretty much anyway. When I posted my first post of this thread it was meant as a bit of fun as a tongue in cheek poke at the way people moan about the English hype. Unfortunately certain people proved my point. Heilandee, I agree with you. I think the British/English media do go over the top but why do so many Scots let it get them riled? Why not as I mentioned earlier let it go and enjoy Englands downfall when it comes?

"yet...its ok for you to take the P1ss out of those from south west scotland in your emergency appeal thread eh?" For f*cks sake Smee get a life.

Kev I agree with everything you have just posted. It must be boring for Scots to listen to English go on about the team and their chance of glory etc etc. My point is though, they're not spouting anti Scottish rants all the time. They don't sit on MOTD slagging off the Scottish team, they merely get carried away with all the hype. So why must the Scottish always slag them off for this? Why not just let them get on with it and enjoy the moment when England get knocked out of the competition. As you have just stated everybody is entitled to their own opinions and the English are just stating theirs. They are not hurting anybody with these opinions or insulting anybody, so whats the problem? As to my boring and old hat comment, come on you must admit that the old "support anybody that plays them" line is wearing a bit thin. As I mentioned earlier I don't expect you to follow England but following their opponents is a bit childish really.

"i will be giving my backing to whoever they play" Sounds anti English to me "I suppose i am racist and biggoted too eh?" No that's DornachCaley's pleasure. Don't get me wrong Smee, I don't expect you to be glued to the TV to support England but all this support anybody that plays England is so old hat and boring and a tad immature.

Sorry just realised I put it in the wrong forum, Feel free to move it.

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That's better, that's more like the typical anti English drivel that I expect.

I must admit I'm quite surprised. Not at how well England are doing but by how sensible this thread is. I expected to read all the usual anti everything English drivel that normally gets posted on a Scottish board but was pleasantly surprised. That said school is still in at the moment, I'm sure it'll change later. England as said are a QF/SF team but when you get to that stage anything can happen. They are playing with a belief that has missing for years. They still have a few players to come back to strengthen the side which will hopefully make tham stronger. Now obviously we can't tell if all will be fit next year but if they do manage to have a full strength squad I do think they will be there or there abouts come the end of the tournament. No that isn't me jumping on the all things England bandwagon, it's just being realistic that this will be the best chance they have had for years. PS: Yes I'm English but I live in Scotland, support Scotland and as my wife says I'm a plastic jock. So this isn't the ravings of a do or die Englishman falling for all the hype.

I was just about to ask for a number/address but watched the video first thank F*ck. :D

Does anybody know anybody that takes people out seafishing? As you will no doubt gather from my avatar I'm a keen fisherman but being nurtured on large catfish I can't get to grips with this flyfishing lark. Don't get me wrong it's fun but not quite my cup of tea. I would like to go out and catch something a little more substantial. Doesn't have to be huge but at least a bit more exciting than flyfishing. Any help is gratefully appreciated. PS: I live in Inverness but am happy to travel. :D

He is from over the bridge, don't expect too much.

I think some of you are missing the point of his post. He is quoting CaleyD's post on swearing and then having his own little dig at the bottom. He is not complaining about the rules merely noting that when we post about County, we tend to use expletives. Not that I can see anything wrong with that. :018:

Count me in sounds like a bit of fun.

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Met the queen, Prince Charles and Princess Diana when I was doing Windsor Castle duties. Also met Roger Moore and Gary Rhodes in St Tropez. My uncle used to play in the Troggs before they were famous and used to practice in my gran's front room in Andover. Met Princess Anne in Northern Ireland. Almost ran over Jimmy floyd Hasselbank at Valencia airport if that counts.LOL

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"For instance, Thousands if not millions of men died to keep Scotland free for Centuries" If I remember correctly, according to one of your other rants, that was their own fault. They knew what they were doing when they signed up or something to that effect. You can't seem to make up your mind can you? I think you should really sit down and think before you post. Waiting ominously for your next vile rant. :D

"Dont get me wrong, i know there are plenty of good Americans, but I also know there are plenty of ^^^^ from Scotland. Scotland is a very small minded country. But i am not decided on the issue, but one things for sure, i am not going to say this guy is guilty as i belive there is more to this than has been told and i think he has been used as a scapegoat." Talk about changing your stance on something. :D

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Personally, I think it's wrong. He was convicted of the crime he should do the time. Would the ripper get out if was ill? I think not. What's the difference? Both were convicted of killing people. If you take a life you should get life and it should mean it.

"What the Feck are you talking about? You may aswell wrote in German because the only words that made sense was the swearing. " DornochCaley, read your last post again and then realise how much of a prat you are. You have the gaul to rip people for their English and then come out with this crap. You really are something else. :P

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