Yngwie

Yes you can.

And of course he always scores in "El Kessocko".

Ipswich. His former club, and the place where he bought a house this autumn before the vacancy arose. The term "dream job" was Terry's own words when asked if he was disappointed that he wasn't seriously considered for it.

In your sessions, how did you help him overcome the crushing disappointment of his "dream job" application not getting beyond the first hurdle? It's noteable that ICT's results improved dramatically since then.

Yes, I've simply had un oeuf.

Has the club shop restocked on smoke bombs yet? Red and blue ones please.

Most managers only usually sub a defender if he is injured, or tactically to chase a game late on. What's interesting is that in recent weeks, Tokely, Munro and Kovacevic have each been hooked at half time.

Technically you are right. Smartarse

Ahh, good one. I think I know it and if so I was there too but I'll leave others to guess first. Edit - CapitalCaley just guessed first!

When was the last time: 1. An ICT player scored an SPL hatrick? 2. An ICT player scored a hatrick and wasn't on the winning side?

No, its just that my brain is a bit scrambled.

Yes it was, and you could also see the big gash that Skacel got on his thigh. He had to go off because of it.

We just don't lose when we're on Alba, its incredible.

True....and I don't think Dargo has scored since, either!

Billy Mackay has now scored in 6 ICT consecutive games. I believe the club record is 7 in a row, by Craig Dargo. No pressure Billy, but COME ON!

Hasn't played a senior international, so still eligible for both England and NI (and the Republic too?). Clearly he has chosen NI........but what would he do if he got the call from Hodgson?

Are we doing so well because we have such a settled starting XI, or do we have such a settled starting XI because we are doing so well?

He hasn't.

Great comeback by us, soured somewhat by a poor penalty decision which cost us the 3 points and cost me a win at 5/2.

Gary Warren - he scores when he wants!

I guess Davis has the highest pedigree, now a first team regular for Wolves. The current crop of Warren, Draper and Mackay (still eligible for England!) all rate highly, and of those I think Draper could have the best future as a footballer, but Warren is the most likely to stick around at ICT.

Just listening to Off the Ball, and they are asking "Who is the best ever Englishman to have played for your club?" Who do you reckon for ICT?

The sentiment is understandable and I largely agree. However, Terry has being trying to instill the opposite mentality in the players. The recent use of a team psychologist is to get the players to believe that they deserve to be competing near the top of the league and anything else isn't good enough. Winners, not underdogs. If the fans have low expectations, the players will just get confused! So we should be demanding nothing less than the treble. Well OK, I'll settle for a double.

Great stuff. And well done to whoever shouted "Yeeeeees!" half a second before Mackay's winner hit the net!

So which of the stories were planted by our agents? Half time fights in the dressing room? Adams leaving at the end of the season? Tokely and Munro signing for Brora? Nothing would surprise me.