I don't know if it is relevent or not
But I am a great fan of Peter Kay the comic from Bolton Lancs
He has a funny line about a Lancastrian abroad who is served Garlic Bread, he says very loudly in his Lancs accent " Garlic Bread " , ( two or three times, ) like he dosn't believe it. the most outrageous thing. he gets lots of laughter.
Anyway my point is at a recent function in Lancashire I was talking to some reletives who live near to Old Trafford and they were telling me of the traffic problems for the 80,000 odd gates they get passing their door. I casually said, I wish we had that problem in Inverness.
The girl looked bemused , and in a very loud Peter Kay Lancastrian voice went " INVERNESS2, " INVERNESS ", in total disbelief, and amazement , she then said that every week from now on she would check the Calley Thistle result,