the money i work it out to be is EVERYTHING they could possibly give me (such as bonuses, commission, non-work travel expenses and probably more), monthly its not 24k a year. they also pay for pointless train tickets, personal phonecalls, computers ill never use for work and potentially an all expenses paid holiday once a year(but with co-workers, who are gimps), if i do some work. surviving has been a **** of alot more comfortably than it was 2 years ago when i was on nothing and living in a dingy flat beside the river ness alex!
by the way, if anybody here wants a wedding organised (same sex welcome) then come and see me. ive got loads of caterers, florists, hotels, bands, stolen car hiring plebs, hairdressers, dress makers, photographers, morally questionable clergymen and a list of top venues around the uk the length of my phone; all waiting to extort as much of your life savings as possible for the big day. dont let common sense get in the way of your post-engagement, deranged, romancia whirlwind... just ride it out all the way to the bank
**** ive even got people here who can do your stag or hen nights, then your honeymoon! dont worry you wont have to pay the £50,000 up front, we can exhaust your disposable income for upto 15 years with our exclusive 'impossible to get approval for' finance plans. in a few years time when the event itself is nothing more than a scratched dvd our volunteer student filmmaker had prepared for you, we can give you advice on how to remorgage your house when the time comes, think of the cake you could buy with your home! hmmmmmmmm! itll all be worth it
send me a pm right now with your dreams attached and ill do my best to destroy them, with a randomly generated number between 35000 and 100000, plus 30%, plus VAT.
apologies to scotty and caley d, i know we're supposed to pay for advertising space on here