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if they arent splitting them by age then whats the point of the b team

why dont we get involved in a threesome with these whores and racists and offer season tickets to fans who want to spend 10 hours on a bus every saturday

ahhh.. a stand for millions, yes ive openned my eyes now suppose we'll need to move again if we want a better stadium, would probably be better for us to do that while the thing down the dump is still a fairly temporary structure. cant say im too fussed about it

millions?! try under a thousand for a scoreboard

i dont have to sell anything until about august! i probably wont even be working here by then

will probably buy tiockets the week before if i go, dont know yet

the money i work it out to be is EVERYTHING they could possibly give me (such as bonuses, commission, non-work travel expenses and probably more), monthly its not 24k a year. they also pay for pointless train tickets, personal phonecalls, computers ill never use for work and potentially an all expenses paid holiday once a year(but with co-workers, who are gimps), if i do some work. surviving has been a **** of alot more comfortably than it was 2 years ago when i was on nothing and living in a dingy flat beside the river ness alex! by the way, if anybody here wants a wedding organised (same sex welcome) then come and see me. ive got loads of caterers, florists, hotels, bands, stolen car hiring plebs, hairdressers, dress makers, photographers, morally questionable clergymen and a list of top venues around the uk the length of my phone; all waiting to extort as much of your life savings as possible for the big day. dont let common sense get in the way of your post-engagement, deranged, romancia whirlwind... just ride it out all the way to the bank **** ive even got people here who can do your stag or hen nights, then your honeymoon! dont worry you wont have to pay the £50,000 up front, we can exhaust your disposable income for upto 15 years with our exclusive 'impossible to get approval for' finance plans. in a few years time when the event itself is nothing more than a scratched dvd our volunteer student filmmaker had prepared for you, we can give you advice on how to remorgage your house when the time comes, think of the cake you could buy with your home! hmmmmmmmm! itll all be worth it send me a pm right now with your dreams attached and ill do my best to destroy them, with a randomly generated number between 35000 and 100000, plus 30%, plus VAT. apologies to scotty and caley d, i know we're supposed to pay for advertising space on here

cheers! possibly could make lots of dough on my own scale, ask somebody else and they may say otherwise. im getting very close to earning my age (in k's per year)which has been a goal of mine since i turned 21 3 years ago, so im very very happy and cant believe the way things have fallen into place love to say ive done loads of excellent work to deserve it but i havent, just done my usual thing which is be pretty lazy and work in 10 minute spells every hour. i just kissed some arses and made sure they all knew who i was, plus im the only person who doesnt have a family or kids, anybody else who applied wouldve wanted more money, cars, better contract.. basically lots of stuff im willing to give up. the guy who is losing his job for me is actually an interesting worker. hes the only human alive who could make a 10 minute meeting last 2 months (and counting). we all (6 of us) spent loads of money on our personal mobiles back in march, so got onto our IT department about getting company phones, they said 'aye' and left it upto us to pick and choose what we wanted. we agreed before getting together to just get 10 contract phones from whoever and sort the money out later, 10 WEEKS after he logged onto the o2 website we're all still talking about it. soon itll be upto me and the phones will arrive about 48 hours after i sit at the machine.. :017:

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actually now i think of it. i wont be doing my own time sheets anymore, so it could work out to be less money for **four star swears more** work any jobs in the bakery going. or anywhere, from any of you

hey feb we're all doing well, ive just been told im getting promoted soon :love01: dont think theyll pay me anymore dosh, ill just replace a radge (how do you spell that anyway?) thats almost miraculously managed to bring in £0 so far this year. my yearly (almost non existant) bonus could take a nudge in the right direction by 40% (which will be even less if i take it in cash rather than shares)....... for sh1t tons more work!! :019: but i can now add phone top-ups, computer hardware and plane tickets to my expense sheet.. probably foreign hotels aswell if im sneaky. no ashers pie's though, id burn this place down for one right now

online anagram checker says he might be :017:

hastings is one of my favorite players, im always going on about him, but no place he did regain his international place, probably the biggest achievment of any ict player this year

we're jailbait :029: and youre enthused at the prospect :017: hanging around with the youngins too much i reckon. does your psychiatrist know about this

hats off.. for the caley jags :023:

hero- fraser, done brilliantly after being thrust into the first team in january. munro and bayne too; all three at some point this year have had to deal with responsibility and pressure far beyond what should normally be asked of them. munro taking on the captaincy and bayne leading the line in dargo and wyness's absence villan - this year have to be mike smith. if the the buck stops with him for last saturday then it overshadows everythign else. oh and maybe mark brown. could do betters - black; and thats after a good season in my opinion! and tokely with the same comment must do better- christie; with regards to blooding youngsters, odd team selection and transfer market wyness and rory have been gash.

i will eaither way. if i want to meet you from the train then i have to get the 8.23 from balloch, ill let you know about 7:45

i hate going to games if ive got a bad throat and its wet and/or cold, beer normaly a bit gash and i get a headache! i seriously tempted though. got till about 8 to decide edit - im not dying or anything by any stretch, i was fine up until i went to sleep friday afternoon, i just KNOW the best thing for me to do today is eat pizza, have the laptop on msn, play san andreas on the playstation and watch employee of the month/waynes world/bill and teds bogus journey/any crap on the tv all day. **** ive even got a pink floyd dvd amazon managed to delivered 2 weeks late i dont know, ill decide in a bit, i dont even know if nod bought me a ticket!

i cant breath, theres a storm outside, ill sniff down the phone if you want

i dunno if im going to go, feel like sh1t with the cold!

theres a game today (saturday) to mark 40 years since their demise 2pm kick off. third lanark v queens park, cathkin park (!) shame the games on at 2pm as it wouldve made an excellent alternative to the fa cup final, had i not been going to the st mirren game clicked on rigs link.. has anybody got a scoobies why glasgow city council decided to plant trees on the terracing?

wtf

who ate all the pies.. :023: me i think. can i have beans with that please mr campbell

guess its glasgow for us then rigaldo. shame i wont see the marchers again after this morning but nevermind, theyll get a round of applause at the game (rather than a round of drinks at the alamo) need to buy some cables for my stereo and maybe a new pair of trainers actually, usual saturday p1sh :017: but ill do that after the game

just saw off the highland marchers off after their stay in guest house paradiso, was a surprise to see ict shirts sitting around having breakfast so i knew who they were straight away! they looked in no bad shape, farting and snoring obviously isnt having too much of an effect so far, was up and about most of the night and didnt see any of them. wished the team well and will say hello again tomorrow, weathers awful so everybody going to love street give them a clap :022: the last part of their trek's a sinch, so if they decide to walk back then ill make sure theres plenty of room in my castle. well done all