Coggiebob

Nice fishing.

I thought you were from Perth? Still desperately trying for city status after 800 years..... Only from that bitch the Queen. We have been a city ever since we were the capital of Scotland.

Coagie Bob, regarding your specified occupation on that forum, you got it half right! Coagie is a Perth word for a Dundee mink. I can assure you it's a one word name, Coggiebob.

I'd watch anything with Catriona Shearer in it...... even the news. Duncan Shearer looks more feminine than her! She's a dug! If I could spell "misogynist" properley I would call you one. Your not a farmer by any chance? Not just a misogynist, he hates everyone: How to Make Friends and Influence People (A guide to Coggiebob's fortnight as a poster on the St Johnstone forum) Not just a fortnight though! Poirot would be proud of you!

I'd watch anything with Catriona Shearer in it...... even the news. Duncan Shearer looks more feminine than her! She's a dug! If I could spell "misogynist" properley I would call you one. Your not a farmer by any chance? No, I've never been a farmer, nor have I ever lived near a farm. I've been a city lad all my life. It's not your spelling of 'misogynist' that I will query but your spelling of the word 'properly'! What makes you think that I'm misogynistic? Because I find Catriona Shearer ugly?

I'd watch anything with Catriona Shearer in it...... even the news. Duncan Shearer looks more feminine than her! She's a dug!

More than that, I've still got the audio tape from the original idea which was aired on 'Naked Radio' IIRC. But very few people here will recall the show it was actually ripping the pish out of? I remember Naked Video well with the original Rab C. But can't remember OAE on it. I do remember the radio version before it was turned into a tv show though.

Laura? I know a huge fan of Caley called Laura. Not a policewoman is she?

Brilliant post. Hard to disagree with any of this. Perth does seem to be the worst experience in Scottish fitba' concerning policing and stewarding. I must say that when I have visited your ground I have been treated very fairly. We have had to deal with the over zealous attributes of Perth police for years. Sending a copy of your post to our local paper will achieve nothing though as one poster has asked you to do. There have been many letters sent off throughout the years and even meetings have been held between the club and Tayside police, but sadly to no avail. On a more recent note and contrary to what another forumer has just said I actually found Easter Road to be pleasant and enjoyable. I found that common sense did prevail there.

I'd rather be a Northerner than a poofy Southerner! (aka, a Southern Softy!)

My ex wife comes 3 miles from Hellgin.

Surely you're not telling me that Rambo is the Immortal Howden Ender? Nah, I don't believe that for a minute. This guy looked really wooden! The IHE comes across as daft but quite a laugh!

I thought everyone from Sneckie was a public servant? Seeing as it just does tourism.

He was still in the pub I was in at ten o' clock!

Sorry, I'm not quite sure who you are referring to as 'bawbag'. Is it me? Remember the rules of the forum now?

The 3rd? Are you sure?

I swear this is a genuine question. He came into my pub, The Royal in the city centre after the game. The amount of time he spent in there would have put paid to travelling back to Inverness that same night. Perhaps he stays in Perth or was in a hotel overnight? I just wanted to know as he was amusing the pub's regulars with his outlandish attire. Don't get me wrong, I am all for our national dress but this guy just looked really silly!

I would know how that feels in a strange place. 6 years ago the same happened to me during a Caley, Saints game. The worst thing was it was a holiday Monday and I was the last guy to be taken on the Tuesday at the Castle! My wife at the time went spare!

Probably because: 1) He's not home yet. 2) He's still stunned after all the pish you spouted about the car parks being clear of snow and ice. The car park was and is clear of snow and ice! Well, I and a number of others must have been directed to park our cars somewhere else then. Tesco's car park was clear - are you getting confused with that one? On second thoughts, maybe you just like to argue. The ice in McDiarmid car park was at the side of the parking areas. Exactly what I had said.

Who was the guy in your end today with the kilt on? It was black and white tartan and for a moment I thought it was St. Mirren we were playing. In-fact it could've easily been a Paisley Pattern! He came into my local pub in the city centre after the game with I am assuming his wife and looked a total tit! Everybody in the pub were wetting theirselves laughing at this guy. Obviously I say a poor man's Rambo because he has the haircut but no bandana! Is he for real?

Yes, well at least our support originates from Perth and not all the English white settling families that have settled in Inverness the last few years! Especially those that enjoy their tartan blankets and flasks of soup! Oooooh, how very Scottish fitba'esque!

Probably because: 1) He's not home yet. 2) He's still stunned after all the pish you spouted about the car parks being clear of snow and ice. The car park was and is clear of snow and ice!

Current banter? You must surely be 20 years old at most? If you can remember the early stuff where it was almost pioneer-like then you would realise it has plumbed uncontrollable depths? I put this on and as I have already said turned it over half way through. It is appealling to those that are wet behind the ears about Scottish fitba' and young children who know nothing about the game!

As the title says.

Sportsters is everything that is wrong about modern pubs. About, ten years ago my firm transformed this place from the education department into Sportsters. It is full of young idiots who have no idea of how pubs should operate. It is a flashy chain pub devoid of any real character. If you want a taste of authenticity, then do not visit this plastic hovel!