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I say, Add me to the injury list. Tripped over one of my Haggis last night. He came off worse though and will miss mating season. Poor chap. Eh what? 🧐

I say, OK re Jack Ross. How about Jack Black, at least he'd be good craic!! Eh what? 🧐

I say, Deas getting a yellow card. That's about as guaranteed as him lumping the ball up the park to nobody in particular. Eh what? 🧐

I say, I think I'll give the game on Saturday a miss. Couldn't find 'Raith' on my sat nav anyway. Always was dubious about the quality of it since I splashed out £2.50 on it at Nicol's in Grant Street a while ago!! Eh what? 🧐

I say, No question mark in your first paragraph so I'm assuming your making a statement as opposed to asking a question. Jack Ross needs to rebuild his reputation as a good manager. We need to rebuild out reputation as a good club. A match made in heaven. Eh what? 🧐

I say, Dodds out. Jack Ross in. Eh what? 🧐

Not the colour of the strips p##h again. Nearly 30 years down the line!! We should have from the offset go e with Purple and Silver. Purple: Mix red and blue. You get magenta/purple. Silver: You mix black and white you get grey. Bit dull, so go for silver. Anderlecht strip and others like Fiorentina look good with those colours. The biggest c##k up made at the time of the merger carries on. 🥱

I say, that's Robbie Deas away. Eh what? 🧐

I say, ............... Signing inco.ing tomorrow. Eh what? 🧐

I say, is Tumilty a RB? Don't know anything about him. Agree we need Carson in midfield as he's no RB. Plus, I love Kingsmills (the person, not the ground) 😀 Eh what? 🧐

I say, how can a club formed in 1994 have a 'Centenary Club'? 🤔 How about renaming it the '2015 Club'? Or something specific to ICT? Eh what?

I say, I feel a bromance in the air with Naelifts ❤ Scotty, put me on the naughty step. Sorry 😞, was having a bad day as a Gruffalo ate one of my favourite Haggis. I will make it up to Kingsmills by giving him a lift to the Brora game in my 1985 Yugo. I will also give him a piggy back to the Clach game (if he loses some weight) Eh what? 🧐

I say, a game? How about Connect 4. I'm a master at that. Eh what? 🧐

I say, talking about throwing toilet roll onto the pitch last millennium, but I get my topics locked down for mentioning possibility of previous players returning. Old Boys club here, not a level playing field!👎

I say, he has said his thanks and goodbyes to ICT on Twitter. Pity. Eh what? 🧐

I say, I couldn't possibly sit amongst R##s C##nty fans. Them clapping with their six fingered webbed hands would deafen me with 5 minutes. Eh what? 🧐

I say, any chance of attending this 'virtually'? I'm away that weekend on a Haggis Farming mission and won't be able to attend in person. I'm sure others would like to 'attend' in that way also. Eh what? 🧐

I say, I'm mixed about Shane Sutherland and Aaron Doran. Shane - If he is out for months can we afford that? Football wise and financially? Aaron - Is he past it? He should at least have hit the target with that shot last night. He must be one of the top earners. A contract with basic rate, plus maybe a bonus if we get promoted? Eh what? 🧐

I say, what happened? Roll on Monday. 🧐

I say, difference in class is a wake up call. Arbroath and Cove, as opposed to Aberdeen and Celtic next season. 😥

I say, come on ICT. Get in early and park sensibly, unlike some who probably also ignore the seat number on their ticket and will sit on your seat. Eh what? 🧐

I say, the clue is in the name as in it's a 'pavement' which is not for cars. Park on the 'road' or a parking space and don't be a 'pavement' parking numpty. Eh what? 🧐

I say, that's a hat trick of 'bell ends' in a week, 1. Dick (head) Campbell 2. Willie (the penis) Colum 3. SFA panel 'knob heads' Eh what? 🧐

I say, well said my fellow Sneckie fan!! I think 'STFU' is a gadgy coff in disguise. If I track STFU down I'll feed the blighter to my Haggis flock Hannibal Lecter style, but only after I've made him watch Watkins and Vincent's cup final goals on loop for hours on end!! Eh what? 🧐

I say, well done all the players last night with total commitment. Great support from the fans also. But the few idiots who threw items on to the pitch, wise up!! 😠