No Shin Guards

I got a ticking off recently for saying this is the worst ever ICT team. I standby that, with the addition of the worst ever manager/ coach or whatever he is!!

7.09 secs. Can do plenty better things with my time.

Will it be on the ground floor at the 'Sports Bar' (Aircraft Hanger) since we have so many crocked and can't climb the stairs. Hope Cammy Mckay and Mark Ridgers use a rubber stamp so they don't get RSI and join the injury list.

The eighth one must be really loved or really hated by the fans. Can't be a middle ground in that scenario

Sacking Dodds is the tip of the iceberg. It would be like lancing a boil, but there is a Loch full of gunk below that, repeatedly crocked players, Highland League level match day experience (at best) amongst other things. The club made in roads a while back with the new shop, but that's about the last improvement at the ground (cause it ain't really a stadium is it?). Why don't the half time prize draw tickets get more emphasis? Such as paying by card/phone etc? I hardly ever carry cash anymore and therefore often don't buy a ticket.

It's the little things like not mentioning Jack that highlights the lack of camaraderie within the club for those that carry out day to day essential roles.

Gave it a miss today. Given what everyone is saying, didn't miss anything. Season ticket holder, but can't even stomach turning up to watch the utter dross being served up. No rush to go back.

Very sad when we lose 'one of our own'. RIP and my thoughts are with his family and friends.

I say, 2-1 Stirling Albion. Followed by a Barry Wilson interview saying we can focus on the Walkers Shortbread Cup (or whatever it's called now) and the league. Eh what?

2 shots on target in 90 minutes is garbage. Clearly not enough to win a match let alone any hope of winning a league. Worst ICT team ever at present.

I say, Cristiano Ronaldo. He is good at bonding with his team mates and respecting management. Eh what?

I say, What's Frank Butcher doing our interviews for? Spent the whole time waiting for him to say 'Pat'!! Eh what?

I say, I'll take my Adidas Predators and tin of deep heat tomorrow and chip in if needed. No Shin Guards though. Eh what?

I say, Can I help with delivering the furniture? We can even put it together for the good lady and do some painting or DIY. Will be more exciting than watching the match. Eh what?

I say, We're going to get royal pumped on Saturday IMO. End of Dodds? Eh what?

I say, Even Paul Daniels would struggle there. Anyone been so short of something to do they found time to listen to Billy Dudds pre match interview? Eh what?

I say, Next Saturday between 3pm and 4.45pm one is going to sit and watch paint dry. That will stir up the same level of excitement in me as going to ICT home matches these days. Edge of the seat stuff!! Eh what?

I say, Well said, two goalies on from the start would mean a certain clean sheet. One could even go up for corners. Eh what?

I say, 2-0 ICT. Eh what?

I say, We've almost been as bad as Patrick Thistle lately. Eh what?

I say, We're all over the shop. Can see another 11 game run without a win coming up. Sad times. Eh what?

I say, 5 subs on each bench for Morton v ICT. 9 subs on the bench for both Queens Park v Dundee. Anyone know an Arab Sheikh with some dosh? Eh what?

I say, Alan Titchmarsh for me. His episode on Haggis friendly plants was legendary. Eh what?

I say, No. He made a mistake at Morton goal, but how often has he literally saved us!! Eh what?