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  1. No Shin Guards
    I say, well said my fellow Sneckie fan!! I think 'STFU' is a gadgy coff in disguise. If I track STFU down I'll feed the blighter to my Haggis flock Hannibal Lecter style, but only after I've made him watch Watkins and Vincent's cup final goals on loop for hours on end!! Eh what?
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    I say, well done all the players last night with total commitment. Great support from the fans also. But the few idiots who threw items on to the pitch, wise up!!
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    I say, number 69. Delicious. Eh what?
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    I say, that's me in Arbroath. Rather windy here. My Haggis flock would not like this. I hope Kingmills has weights in his tutu or he won't see much of the match. Eh what?
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    I say, I agree and as much use as wings on a Haggis. Got to have the midfield bossing it and keeping the ball on the deck. Not trying to hit every passing easyjet plane passing overhead like they seemed to be aiming for on Tuesday night. Eh what?
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    I say, are you cheating on me? If you wear a pink tutu to match your pink away shirt I will find you and treat you to a stick of celery and cup of green tea at half time. X
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    I say, who wears the trousers in your house? You clearly will be wearing the apron at the BBQ. Whereas Kingsmill and I will be wearing our masculine pink shirts together at that time.
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    I say, that would make it my favourite number. Chortle, chortle
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    I say, I agree. Where and what time will I pick you up on Friday?
  10. No Shin Guards
    I say, well said. Archie McPherson couldn't have articulated it better.
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    I say, I agree. But when will he give Carson his hair band back?
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    I say, I can give you a lift to Arbroath to save on your petrol and help the environment. Think of the banter we could have, down and back up. Double the delight, eh what?
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    I say, you're right. Thanks, almost gave Parker my driver the wrong Monday off (If we beat Arbroath that is )
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    I say, it'll 99.9% be St Johnstone now for the play off final now. Here's hoping for a trip to Perth a week on Monday.
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    I say, you forgot to mention our saviour, Mark Ridgers, and that save in the first half. Oooooooof!!
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    I say, they have to bleed everyone else dry for the 'good' of the two ugly sisters.
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    I say, I agree. Great win, but concerned for Friday night if we are looking like going through Partick will put the boot in with Brian Graham leading the thuggery!!
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    I say, are you Percy Thrower in disguise now? Watch out for Shep. PS - If you type in Kingsmills predictive text changes it to Mingskills. Fact and rather appropriate eh what?
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    I say, 'old' chap. My idea of a 'Laurel and Hardy' partnership up front is an absolute goldmine for merchandise sales. It would easily pay for both their wages. It would also pay for a XXL gazebo to go over the West Stand. So Mantis - Would you do us a favour when needed and pop along to B&Q on 'old folks day' and get said gazebo for a discounted price?
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    I say, North Korea? I wouldn't even cross over the bridge to North Kessock!!
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    I say, are you Spock in disguise? Thinking you're so brainy your brains struggle to stay within your napper, whilst having no sense of humour. Live long and prosper my dear!! X
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    I say, delighted for our chap Joe Hardy to score. Hopefully keep him for next season. Would be beside myself if we could get a striker with the surname Laurel to team up with him, eh what?
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    I say, excellent idea. Welsh selling half time draw tickets prd match. Ridgers in the tea hut serving me my pie and bovril. Broadfoot in the portacabin toilets handing out paper towels and offering some aftershave (Old Spice) for £1 a splash. Can't wait!!
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    I say, did you know that our own version of Ken Barlow, Kirk Broadfoot, is actually older than the legends' Garry Warren and David Raven. Be good to get our old No.5 and No.2 back on loan for the play offs!!
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    I say, fair point. They can record it and watch it later. Modern technology is dashed handy at times.
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