Across the Pond: Maple the Moose, Zayu the Jaguar, Clutch the Bald Eagle

Well, that headline is a bit of a mouthful isn't it! What does it mean? Well, it's the mascot names for next year's World Cup!

For World Cup 2026, you get three mascots for the price of one since the event is being held across three countries.

In a caricature of Canadians that would make our late great friend the @IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER proud, and give him many moments to wind me up, Canada gets Maple the Moose. Only thing better would have been Louie the Lumberjack or Bob the Beaver!

According to the FIFA website, "Maple the Moose was born to roam, journeying across all of Canada’s provinces and territories while connecting with people and embracing the country’s rich culture. A street style-loving artist, music enthusiast and dedicated goalkeeper, Maple found purpose through creativity, resilience and unapologetic individuality. With a knack for making legendary saves and a heart full of strength and leadership, Maple combines endless stories and unstoppable flair."

Meanwhile, Mexican mascot, "Zayu the Jaguar is from the jungles of southern Mexico, embodies the rich heritage and vibrant spirit of the country. With a name inspired by unity, strength and joy, Zayu transforms on the pitch as a striker, showcasing exceptional ingenuity and agility that intimidates defenders. Off the pitch, Zayu embraces Mexican culture through dance, food and tradition, uniting people across borders with passion and pride. More than an athlete, Zayu is a symbol of cultural celebration and connection, carrying the heart of Mexico with pride".

Finally, the USA of course have a bald eagle as their mascot: "Clutch the Bald Eagle possesses an unquenchable thirst for adventure, soaring across the United States and embracing every culture, game and moment with boundless curiosity and optimism. Fearless on the pitch and uplifting off it, Clutch leads by action — rallying teammates, lifting spirits and turning every challenge into an opportunity to rise higher. A social spark and sports fanatic, Clutch, like all great midfielders, unites people wherever they go, proving that true flight is about purpose, passion and play."

All joking aside, I am sure it will be big business for FIFA and you can already buy these on the FIFA website for £30 or CAD$50.00.

The video for the unveil also looks more like the start of an animated series than a simple unveil. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QR52cerl0CQ