Lionel has finally made an addition to the Dictionary of Psychiatric Terminology - there is now and entry named "The Zadi Delusion" - It is a situation that ensues when an individual with little or no talent finds a person or persons who support him and praise him despite the fact that he remains talentless The individual then becomes more and more convinced that he has talents of a much greater standing and attempts to seek financial gain by confronting the muppets - sorry person or persons - who had installed the delusionary thoughts on the first instance.

Looking fer more money - get tae feck.

Offer him ?2,000 a week but with a 10% deduction for each mistake, out of position, fresh air swipe etc.

Feckin great idea - we would end up making a feckin profit.