Breaking news: Jerry Reinsdorf & Eddie Einhorn Owners of the Chicago White Sox, AKA the dirty sox, are considering making an offer for Dundee FC. This would include buying the stadium and clearing all debts.

Jerry Reinsdorf was quoted as saying, "Sure the team has had problems but with their glorious history they are a steal at just five of your Scottish pounds."

Eddie Einhorn said simply, "As a club we are used to a bit of dirty dealing so no problems there."

Perhaps this should be removed to nonsense thread.

Perhaps it should simply be closed.