The Mantis

HT 2-0. According to BBC text commentary, Denzil's only contribution to the game is to commit a foul in 8 mins :shock: Bet he scores in the second half though, after all the defenders fall asleep.

Russelldinho! :boldblue: :boldred: :boldblue: :boldred: :boldblue: :boldred: :boldblue: :boldred: :boldblue: :boldred:

Heilandee :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup: :thumbsup:

What, so being disabled (but confusing everybody by not making it clear in your earlier rant) entitles you to post a lot of sarcastic tripe? You're as bad as any of the 'adolescents' you're lecturing. Just for you, here's my favourite ancient joke: What's the difference between a Ross County fan and a pint of Murphy's? (hint- one of them isn't bitter)

You're probably right, ours is pretty crap for the EssPeeEll but a lot of visiting fans like it cos it's unusual and charming and all that cack. Plus this season they usually get a result to cheer them up...... Worst in Scotland though must be Central Park. Closely run by Cliftonhill and the Recs. One December I went to see ICT at Central Park. I think Santa on his sleigh in the High Street got a bigger crowd than the game.

Me Guzz. Also Foggy and Compo I would imagine.

I remember Caley the Croc but not the choc.

All my early cars were bought privately. 15 years ago when I was skint, 2 young kids and all that, and had a 13 year old Cavalier, I went to the auctions and got a Citroen BX Diesel for £2500 with about 97000 on the clock. Kept it for 2 years then went back to the auctions and got a much better one. £3500 this time, 85000 miles, kept it for nearly 5 years to 140000 miles. Unfortunately I blew the cylinder head coming back from Sneck with a burst hose. I would still buy from auctions if I was short of dosh but now I use a dealer, some of them go out of their way to help you if you're a regular customer .

Aye Yngwie, do you mean to say you cannae remember Crooshies, and Spenogles, and Munathonks?

I just don't think the market for football in the highlands is that big. There's only room for 1 top class side and that's speaking as somebody who loves the derbies. A few years ago when we were selling our best players and were struggling financially it looked like they might take over our position but it wasn't to be. We turned it around. Hate C(o)unty? Don't be daft. We are bigger and better so they hate us. Bitterly. That's how it works. For 12 years now they've been trying all kinds of propaganda, eg HFA, inflated crowds etc, to talk themselves up. All this while throwing money at the problem but now the chickens have come home to roost. But for a couple of circumstances it would have been Elgin anyway.

The Blue Brazil game was actually 4-3 not 3-2. I remember Jimbo saving a pen against DUFC in the cup but not Rangers. It was a win at Stenny that set up the Rangers game in 95-6 when we were in div 3. DUFC was in 97-98 when we were at the arse end of div 2.

Probably Caley100

Penny Whoppers Chomp

West then, or left, or whatever :shock: County are shiet though.

Quality IHE Don't think I'll be able to make it next week. Maybe I'll just send Robbo my tie in the post.

I met Mr Tumelty last night at a 21st birthday party. Amazing coincidence....... That was his first SPL match.

I had forgotten about the frying pans. You mean Fry's Five Boys?

Denzil v THE TINKS is right up there :)

At the end of the day.......... ... it gets dark :D

Dargo scores injury time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OK, got it thanks to Ballistic Broadfoot. 5/8/95 Coca-Cola Cup. 1-1, 5-3 pens. I was in Ullapool en route to Lewis. 6/8/03 Bell's Cup. 0-1. It seems I was off to Shetland next day but cannae remember how I missed it other than domestic strife AKA Mrs Mantis

Feck me. Now I'm confused. We lost on pens at Berwick in the league cup one August, right? Hendrie was manager. So when was the other game? More recent I think.

WTF??? The Ajax fans have loads of insults but 'tinks' isn't one of them AFAIK. Oh wait a minute, you mean your WEEEEE team

I'll be at Stornoway this year Maimie. Dragging Naelifts along to Eric Bogle in a few weeks and he's dragging me to Barclay James Harvest. Missed the Flaming Lips this week though......

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