kaiser

If and when the deal is done then that will put the Hoolahan situation to bed...and with regards to Rankin, I have seen him play a few times, and on occasion he can be very good but when things aren't going for his team he can be a bit anonymous, but then would you expect anything else at County?? At his age he needs to make the step up before it's too late and I think if he wants to make it at SPL level then he couldn't find a better place to hone his skills...probably a good signing, possibly a great one, lets look forward to seeing the boy wear the red & blue stripes!

Rodrigo y Gabriela - Orion.

Underworld - Pearl's Girl {live}. :nuts:

...maybe he just put a little too much into that long diagonal ball... :shock:

The Jesus and Mary Chain - Snakedriver.

If we were at home, midweek to any of the top six teams this certainly wouldn't be happening, but as we are playing for pride alone now then the more the merrier...this years ST's have been of little joy to the holders .

Not totally unrelated, but not nearly as vile as Gringo's introductory ditto, heres.... HOW TO POO AT WORK.... We've all been there but don't like to admit it. We've all kicked back in our cubicles and suddenly felt something brewing down below. As much as we try to convince ourselves otherwise, the WORK POO is inevitable. For those who hate pooing at work, following is the Survival Guide for taking a dump at work. CROP DUSTING When farting, you walk briskly around the office so the smell is not in your area and everyone else gets a whiff but doesn't know where it came from. Be careful when you do this. Do not stop until the full fart has been expelled.Walk an extra 30 feet to make sure the smell has left your pants. FLY BUY The act of scouting out a bathroom before pooing. Walk in and check for other pooers. If there are others in the bathroom, leave and come back again. Be careful not to become a FREQUENT FLYER. People may become, suspicious if they catch you constantly going into the bathroom. ESCAPEE A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poo in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment. If you release an scapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. JAILBREAK When forcing a poo, several farts slip out at a machine gun pace. This is usually a side effect of diarrhoea or a hangover. If this should happen, do not panic. Remain in the stall until everyone has left the bathroom to spare everyone the awkwardness of what just occurred. COURTESY FLUSH The act of flushing the toilet the instant the poo hits the water. This reduces the amount of air time the poo has to stink up the bathroom. This can help you avoid being caught doing the WALK OF SHAME. WALK OF SHAME Walking from the stall, to the sink, to the door after you have just stunk up the bathroom. This can be a very uncomfortable moment if someone walks in and busts you. As with farts, it is best to pretend that the smell does not exist. Can be avoided with use of the COURTESY FLUSH. OUT OF THE CLOSET POOER A colleague who poos at work and is **** proud of it. You will often see an. Out Of The Closet Pooer enter the bathroom with a newspaper or magazine under his or her arm. Always look around the office for the Out Of The Closet Pooer before entering the bathroom. THE POOING FRIENDS NETWORK (P.F.N) A group of co-workers who band together to ensure emergency pooing goes off without incident. This group can help you to monitor the whereabouts of Out Of The Closet Pooers, and identify SAFE HEAVENS. SAFE HEAVENS A seldom used bathroom somewhere in the building where you can least expect visitors. Try floors that are predominantly of the opposite sex. This will reduce the odds of a pooer of your sex entering the bathroom. TURD BURGLAR Someone who does not realize that you are in the stall and tries to force the door open. This is one of the most shocking and vulnerable moments that can occur when taking poo at work. If this occurs, remain in the stall until the Turd Burglar leaves. This way you will avoid all uncomfortable eye contact. CAMO COUGH A phoney cough that alerts all new entrants into the bathroom that you are in a stall. This can be used to cover-up a WATERMELON, or to alert potential Turd Burglars. Very effective when used in conjunction with an ASTAIRE. ASTAIRE A subtle toe-tap that is used to alert potential Turd Burglars that you are occupying a stall. This will remove all doubt that the stall is occupied. If you hear a Astaire, leave the bathroom immediately so the pooer can poo in peace. WATERMELON A poo that creates a loud splash when hitting the toilet water. This is also an embarrassing incident. If you feel a Watermelon coming on, create a diversion. See CAMO-COUGH. HAVANA OMELETTE A case of diarrhoea that creates series of loud splashes in the toilet water. Often accompanied by an Escapee. Try using Camo-Cough with an Astaire. UNCLE TED A bathroom user who seems to linger around forever. Could spend extended lengths of time in front of the mirror or sitting on the spot. An Uncle Ted makes it difficult to relax while on the crapper, as you should always wait to poo when the bathroom is empty. This benefits you as well as the other bathroom attendees

^^...a 'best mans' favourite, by all accounts. TO MY DEAR WIFE: During the past year I have tried to make love to you 365 times. I have succeeded 36 times, which is an average of once every ten days. The following is a list of why I did not succeed more often: 54 times the sheets were clean 17 times it was too late 49 times you were too tired 20 times it was too hot 15 times you pretended to be sleep 22 times you had a headache 17 times you were afraid of waking the baby 16 times you said you were too sore 12 times it was the wrong time of the month 19 times you had to get up early 9 times you said weren't in the mood 7 times you were sunburned 6 times you were watching the late show 5 times you didn't want to mess up your new hairdo 3 times you said the neighbors would hear us 9 times you said your mother would hear us Of the 36 times I did succeed, the activity was not satisfactory because: 6 times you just laid there 8 times you reminded me there's a crack in the ceiling 4 times you told me to hurry up and get it over with 7 times I had to wake you and tell you I finished 1 time I was afraid I had hurt you because I felt you move KEEP READING....... TO MY DEAR HUSBAND: I think you have things a little confused. Here are the reasons you didn't get more than you did: 5 times you came home drunk and tried to screw the cat 36 times you did not come home at all 21 times you didn't *** 33 times you came too soon 19 times you went soft before you got in 38 times you worked too late 10 times you got cramps in your toes 29 times you had to get up early to play golf 2 times you were in a fight and someone kicked you in the balls 4 times you got it stuck in your zipper 3 times you had a cold and your nose was running 2 times you had a splinter in your finger 20 times you lost the notion after thinking about it all day 6 times you came in your pajamas while reading a dirty book 98 times you were too busy watching football on TV Of the times we did get together: The reason I laid still was because you missed and were screwing the sheets. I wasn't talking about the crack in the ceiling, what I said was, "Would you prefer me on my back or kneeling?" The time you felt me move was because you farted and I was trying to breathe.

Julian Cope - Out of My Mind on Dope and Speed

Dave Clarke - Red 3

So we're really lucky to have got rid of him when we did then... :?

Neil Young ( Live with Pearl Jam , S.F. '95 ) - Powderfinger

A man had two great tickets for the FA Cup final. As he sits down, another man comes down and asks if anyone is sitting in the seat next to him. "No", he says, "the seat is empty". "This is incredible!" said the man, "who in their right mind would have a seat like this for the FA cup final, the biggest sporting event in the year, and not use it?" He says, "well, actually, the seat belongs to me. My wife was supposed to come with me, but she passed away. This is the first Cup Final we haven't been together since we got married". "Oh ... I'm sorry to hear that. That's terrible. I guess you couldn't find someone else, a friend or relative or even a neighbour to take the seat?" The man shakes his head... "No. They're all at the funeral".

thats foul.

is the leftfield @ homelands a song???...mmm, what about Laurent Garnier 6 hour mix???

Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds - Tupelo

The Misfits - Earth A.D.

10/10...top of the class.

Total number of tracks: 5892 Sort by song title: -First Song: "(I wish I had) a wooden heart - David Holmes -Last Song: "Zuton Fever" - The Zutons Sort by time: -Shortest Song: Intro - "Heart And Soul" - BRMC 0.05 -Longest Song: "All Apologies" - Nirvana 31.32 Sort by album: -First Song: "We are all made of stars" ( 18 ) - Moby -Last Song: "Through My Sails" ( Zuma ) Neil Young & Crazy Horse First five songs that comes up on Shuffle: 1) The Denial Twist - The White Stripes 2) Comin Around - Steve Earle 3) Strict Machine ( single mix) - Goldfrapp 4) Round The Bend -Beck 5) India - Roxy Music Top 10 Most Played Songs: unable to comply! Search.... "sex", how many songs come up?: 40 "love", how many songs come up?: 211 "you", how many songs come up?: 691 "death", how many songs come up? 53 "hate", how many songs come up? 36 "wish" how many songs come up? 11

It does actually sample Mr M and the peeder puffer. Apparently.

thats not a McCartney cover surely... :?:

...not totally unrelated but there are two interesting sounding prog's on BBC4 tonight regarding other 'isms' in football - starting at 11.10 fascism in football, followed by communism in football at 12.10...time to set the video ( or sky+ ) kids.

Chorlton and the Wheelies was cool, if a little bit sinister for young 'uns...anyone remember Hong Kong Phooey??? ( cartoon kung fu dog, yes weird indeed but it worked! )

Booker T & the MG's - Green Onion

Ron Atkinson?