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cant make tonights game. (well could but as i am sgned of with man flu if i get caught me in big doo doo) so was planning listening to the game on the radio. anyone know if its actually on and if it is what to tune to radio scotland dot seem to be giving me any clues :029:

the pub just by the roundabout near there is called the fluke. food is supposed to be good plus its where the nurses go. :023: well the squaddies too but they shouldnt be a bother

good luck guys i spent an entire mobile phone battery trying to get through to no joy then found some online too on ebay. they had reached around ?1000 :010: per ticket by 9 o'clock on the wednesday night resigned my self to not going now :008:

Sorry i can't make it Mrs PB It sounds like a top night. If you have any races still needing a sponsor let me know an ill splash out The Tuggles Triple Threat Three Thirty Handicap anyone ??

depends how much you wanna spend and what you like to eat can reccomend :- weatherspoons johnny foxes Jimmy chungs (chineese buffet) the filling station or even lorrimers

i would have to say full strength team for me too please, yes league oints are highly improtant but this would be a massive mental boost for the guys

CHUMPS :029: :rotflmao:

first things first im hoping zander gets back dwn the 196 from elgin as fast as he can. i have a friend that has been to all the elgin games at home his season and have heard othing but good things about zander. secondly i reckon we do need a decent permanent fixture in central defence....... who that is i dont know but someone would be good

was thinknig that mself caleyd something fishy is definitly going on me thinks :024:

here is hoping, might finally get to go snowboardin on my board :021:

hmmmm could always try and do the tour on the saturday........ :024: wonder if i could persuade kaka to come play for us........wait a minute what am i think we have plenty midfielders :crazy07:

anyone on here been to the san siro? work is takig us out to italy for a week in october and have been doing a little research into catchin a game out there and it seems ac are playin roma at home on the sunday. was thinking it would be a good game to catch. anyone got any hints tips or recomendatoins for while we are there? (quite fancy a stadium tour but cant seem to find out if they do them)

i try an promote the club every chance i get have converted one brother an his missus an the next door neighbours too :021:

stole this from another forum but i like it SOCIALISM: You have 2 cows; you give one to your neighbour. COMMUNISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and gives you some milk. FASCISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and sells you some milk. NAZISM: You have 2 cows. The State takes both and shoots you. BUREAUCRACY: You have 2 cows. The State takes both, shoots one, milks the other, and then throws the milk away... SURREALISM: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons TRADITIONAL CAPITALISM: You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income. AN AMERICAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyse why the cow has dropped dead. A FRENCH CORPORATION: You have two cows. You go on strike, organise a riot, and block the roads, because you want three cows. A JAPANESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called 'cowkimon' and market it worldwide. A GERMAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You re-engineer them so they live for 100 years, eat once a month, and milk themselves. AN ITALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows, but you don't know where they are. You decide to have lunch. A RUSSIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows. You count them again and learn you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 2 cows. You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. A SWISS CORPORATION: You have 5000 cows. None of them belong to you. You charge the owners for storing them. CHINESE CORPORATION: You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim that you have full employment, and high bovine productivity, and execute the newsman who reported the real situation. AN INDIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. You worship them. IRAQI CORPORATION: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have one. No-one believes you, so they bomb you and invade your country. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.... WELSH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The one on the left looks very attractive. AUSTRALIAN CORPORATION: You have two cows. Business seems pretty good. You close the office and go for a few beers to celebrate A BRITISH CORPORATION: You have two cows. The Government says you have to buy a licence to milk them, but first you have to do a risk assessment, which only the government Quango is allowed to carry out. They charge you 5 times the cost of doing it. They find that the three legged stool is a risk under health and safety. You have to buy the EC approved 5 legged stool that is designed to support a milk maid of up to 250 kilos. It is too heavy to carry. The stool exceeds EC weight lifting limits for workers by 4 kilos, which just happens to be the weight of the fifth leg. To shift the stool from one cow to the other you therefore need a special (EC approved) trolley. The new stool and trolley are so expensive that you have to mortgage one of the cows to pay for them and pay for the mandatory training course you must take to get your licence to milk the cows. You sell your milk to the supermarket chain that pays you next to nothing for it, and then they sell it to their customers for four times what they paid you. Then they release a press statement about how wonderful they are to support British Cows. The rest of the world thinks your cows are mad but you and your cows know that it is not true and Anyway the rest of the world, have no intention of identifying and counting their mad cows so people in other countries don't know their cows are really, really barmy do they. You sell your cows to a Polish Migrant worker and your farm to a Russian 'investment bank' and then you leave to buy a villa by the sea in a country where it is sunny and the cost of milk is a tenth the cost of milk at home. They don't have a National Health Service.......but you are so happy and relaxed your health improves and you live to be a hundred.

well i love it, gonna wear one nd frame one me and my daughters names appear smack bang in the middle on the back 3rd line down where it gets wider so i reckon we will probably be obscurd on the teams tops but you know what i dont care, i wanted to support the club by getting the top and (once i had grovelled to the wife!!!!!) i got me an my daughter on there. thats what matters to me p.s really gutted for ya wilsy would be spewin if that happened to me

best fish and chips in scotland award (in my eyes obviously ) goes to la Mirage in helsmdale hands down best fish and chips i have ever had

who organises this as i would love to take part in this and am going to ask the boss if i can get the time off as a freebie cos its for a good cause or if i have to put leave in. sorry i know its really early on but if i ask now there is more chance of me getting it

thourghly enjoyed the night and a huge thank you to all, some of the jokes were a little close to the bone on occasion "mr conti :33: " but all in all i thoroghly enjoyed the night

you could have at least let me straighten my bowtie mrs pb :029: ROFL

:021: woohoo , looks like im havin a good night :015: :014:

thank you you gave us the best night ever on the 27th december when we beat rangers. i hope that now your out of the hot seat you can actually go back to enjoying games and i for one hope that you will be at the all of fame dinner cos i would like to buy you a pint from all the Tug clan

cheque is on its way maimie. :sillywave:

will the vouchers work on tickets? was planning on using them to go to the cup game on the 20 whateverit is with the missus

friday is a no can do. :019: whats the opening on saturday?

:021: big thumbs up from me i think the new look is great :clapping03: