Mrs Pauliebee

He threw a wee tantrum when CC took him off against Dumbarton - maybe he's been taught a lesson!

2 x PB's! :030:

Possibly because our new kit was launched on Friday. :014: Read before you post fool! "The majority of the tinks stock was on reduce" :006: Not just your tops, t-shirts etc too! Still haven't asnwered my question though - have you!

***hangs her head in shame*** We were in the Tesco in Dungwall a couple of weeks back, really cheered us up when we saw the majority of the Tinks stock on reduce!!!! Before we jump on the same ship, how successful is it for them?

We definitely need them! We might have one season left in Wilson, Roscoe is looking quite a bit of pace at the moment. Sadly, we can't rely on the old favourites for the next couple of seasons. We need to know there's new blood coming through !!!!!! If we had a Scout, he could get out there and find them for us! Mrs PB x

Dumbarton 2 x PB's :003: :003: Hearts Nil PB's - first game we'll have missed :007: :007:

He doesn't look confident though RIG, he's really struggling. Hope he proves me wrong, but I don't see where that goal is coming from. Dargo has much more confidence, and Rankin just needs time to bed in. Our fault with him - played him out of position again St Midden - far too wide.

Celtic was defintely Rankin's best game so far. He just need a bit of time. It's Wyness I'm worried about! :007:

Good Luck Jnr - all the very best! We're having an absolute ball - definitely the best move we've ever made. See you for a pint of Nessie Mash soon! Gringers - is it not about time you took the feckin hint - and moved up too! PB's xx

2 x PB's Bring 'em on!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Not yet - 4 days to go!!!!!!!!!! Counting down! First KB, then us, now Gringo Jnr - poor Gringo is starting to have abandonment issues! :015:

2 X PB's will be in attendance Bring them on!!!!!!!!!!!!

...do we really want someone like Tom Callaghan around our players? Greedy wee Bar Steward! I know agents are no angels, and have full confidence in Grassa telling him where to go/throwing him off the Kessock! But...morale is very high, we don't need anyone trying to upset the dressing room! Rankin needs to get rid of him sharpish!

Three men are sitting in the maternity ward of a hospital waiting for the imminent birth of their respective children. One's an Englishman, one a Scotsman and the other a Jamaican. They are all very nervous and pacing the floor. All of a sudden the doctor bursts through the double doors saying: "Gentlemen you won't believe this but your wives have all had their babies within 5 minutes of each other." The fathers are beside themselves with happiness and joy. "And", said the doctor, "They have all had little boys." The fathers are ecstatic and congratulate each other over and over. "However, we do have one slight problem," the doctor said. "In all the confusion we may have mixed the babies up getting them to the nursery and would be grateful if you could join us there to try and help identify them." With that the Scotsman raced past the doctor and bolted to the nursery. Once inside he picked up a dark skinned infant with dreadlocks saying, "There's no doubt about it, this boy is mine!" The doctor looked bewildered and said, "Well sir, of all the babies I would have thought that maybe this child could be of Jamaican descent". "True", said the Scotsman, "but one of the other two is English and I'm not taking the risk." :wave03: :wave03: :wave03: :wave03: :wave03: :wave03:

Who's having a glass of what Alex and I are drinking.... :clapping04: :party01:

Remember, Zidane and a few others may have retired by then! Changing team - right time to catch them. We could potentially get a draw. I remember others on this board saying we wouldn't last 2 mins in the SPL! I BELIEVE !!!!!!!!!!!!! Mrs PB x

Like you needed an excuse. :015: :015: :015: OH and by the way WELL DONE KB :016: :016: :016: "What was it in by the way and what work will it get ya." I do believe his Dissertation was on The Life & Times of Jimmy Calder! Another Graduate on Board HMS Sneck - superb mate - well done!

Fair enough - as long as he's getting regular footie there!

Well done Beastie - top thread! Now that Everton have bought Andy Johnson, it'll be tough for Fadders to get in the side. I reckon he'll end up North of the Border before long. He has his critics, but I for one absolutely love the guy. True passion and grit. Just needs to settle a bit and the goals will come. Roll on Euro 2008 - we'll be there!

Superb mate - well done! :blob02: :blob03: :blob04: :blob06: :blob07: :dancing01: :dancing01: :dancing01: Party heartily on 29th now! PB's xx

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I heard he was naked too - does the boy have no shame!!!!!!!!!!!! ;D

Top work Beastie! The ICTE&WMBSC will live on - we'll all just be the "North" Branch! Counting down - very very excited! Cheers all - beers on us in The Innes soon! Mrs PB

It was a joke jnr! Although your spelling does leave alot to be desired!