Mrs Pauliebee

Why can't Auntie Beeb buy the highlights from Setanta for their 15,000 games next season, and produce at programme of higher calibre than Scotssport VPL - it wouldn't be feckin hard!

Top work ladies!!!!

Absolutely Beastie Boy! I predicted ages ago that Pompey would stay up. 20 points out of a potential 27, fair play to them, you can't deny they deserve to stay up.

At the PFA awards Liverpool players spent £5,000 on booze, West Ham players spent £7,000 but Chelsea players spent just £350 by sticking to Budweiser. Our lot would have feckin drunk it dry!

Can't wait to see these photo's!

The Washcloth I was due for an appointment with the gynaecologist later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in 'that area' to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment. I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond. After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal ... some shopping, cleaning, cooking, etc. After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom,. "Mummy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Lazy fecker!

Well, they've reduced his sentence to 10 years (from 15), still the government are hardly getting off their erses to help him! Maybe they are waiting until closer to the election - suspicious me, never!

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a transcontinental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly... he in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned over and gently woke the woman saying, "Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but Would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold." "I have a better idea," she replied. "Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married." "Wow! That's a great idea!" he exclaimed. "Good," she replied. "Get your own f*cking blanket." After a moment of silence, he farted.

Has to be Love Street for me! Although I reckon we might be at home. [mod="Scotty"]Added a quick poll for this[/mod]

....would you like to watch Caley play? Non-scottish grounds! I'd love Millenium and Nou Camp.

Can't believe they've denied that lad a re-trial! Bl**dy muppets! Did anyone catch the Trevore McDonald programme - what a disgrace!

Bring it on Jnr, Bring it on!

Nowt wrong with a bit of porn on the site fer the ladies! Where is it again?.....

It's going to be very amusing - Campbells crocked, Rooney's a feckin Looney! Ferdinand is having howlers regularly and as fer Beckham...he's too busy poncing around being Posh's B*tch! C'mon Trinidad & Tobago

Scoff all you like Jnr - we'll be back in a tournament before Wembley is finished, that's fer **** sure! And when it is....we'll beat you again.....or have you erased the closing games at old Wembley from your mind! What a farce - who's in charge of Construction - Paddy & Murphy! I passed in on the train yesterday - all it'll take is a footie and Beastie will have that stupid ring thing ripped down in a jiffy!

What a good question........ Stick the two V's straight up to my bosses, and jump on the next plane to Sneck. I'd buy a gorgeous house for my Mum & take her to Graceland. Build a house for us, then take a massive world tour whilst it's been built. Pump money into Caley. Buy us Henry and make him come to TCS instead of Barca! Offer to sponsor the Scottish National Squad with a very hefty queue - on the condition that David Taylor gets to feck. Then I'd pump money into building facilties for our youngsters, and sit back and watch as our superb new Team prompty dumps the Sassa's out in the first round! Well I can dream eh!

My uncle's cousins's brother told me exactly the same thing! 1 win out of 13 - the revolution continues!

Definitely count us in again! PB's x

Heard rumours before that St Mirren were after him. Hope he stays!

Dods for me - inspirational!

However hard they try, hip hop just can't seem to escape from extreme violence and shootings. I remember watching MTV when Biggie & Tupac were shoot. The Furore after that was massive, everyone came together to try and stop it happening again! What a waste.

Noticed Jnr's signature about Proof, sad when anyone is shot - but do you know the reason why? It is alledged, he was shot by the Cousin of a bloke he had shot 30 mins earlier!

Yep, looks like bye bye Baggies! If Birmingham goes down too, not a good time for Midlands Football!

Have they not upped the price by 14% too - bl**dy rip off! To see what exactly - the same load of pish as last year!