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Why does dog poo no longer turn white after a while ? (it used to when I was wee) :024:

Tell him not to worry. There is a great set up for youngsters in Inverness. 1. Most of the primary schools in Inverness have teams that take part in the soccer sevens league 2.Ict and Ross County both have teams at various age levels ( Just make sure his rabies jab is up to date if he plays for county) 3.Inverness also has a good street league set up. So no matter what level your son is at, he will find a club and hopefully still enjoy his football just as much up here

Sounds like we were ok ??!!! The only players I could hear getting mentioned on the radio were Rangers ones. I am not sure if we had more than 5 passes in a row ? But maybe the we had biased commentary :024: Strange team selection today ie Cowie not starting and Proctor on from the start,but I am not the manager and I guess he had his reasons for the team that he put out. But hey ho its only a game.

The Infamous " MARTY WARES " Now there was a poster and a half :029:

The fact we can't beat Aber bloody Deen :019:

I am quite partial to naked ferret wrestling :tic01: But they must have written permission from both parents before we even think about getting intimate :023:

Whats going on with this thread has everyone started on recreational drugs or something ? :004:

What was your worst item of clothing? That when you see photos now you cringe, and wonder why your parents dressed you like a street Urchin or worse a Barbie doll. I had a T shirt with a picture of a rabbit on it ,the T shirt was brown, and Mr Rabbit looked like he had just been getting jiggy with Mrs Rabbit. I fear this picture could surface on or around my 40th birthday !! :029:

http://www.smithappens.com/video/141/Hippi...rs-outkast.html Check this guy out! :021:

Lets burn him,and his brothers and sisters and his cousins and his great aunt Fanny who lives in Invergordon and while we are at it confisicate his pet goldfish ( Florence) who he is really close to him also. And lets make sure his name is forever wiped from the history books and anyone that ever mentions him again gets burned also. :023: Crass I know but " Let he without sin cast the first stone "

So called ICT fans who rarely show any support to the team and just moan and moan and moan. :020: The ones who keep quiet when the team are doing well ,but come straight back to post as soon as the team or some players have not done quite as well as we would all like. :024: These people should look up the word supporter in the dictionary ! :014: But moaning here is ok :tic01:

I have some fresh material for the thread. People talking during a film at the cinema Sweetie rustling at the cinema Bad dog owners who allow their pets to "plop" and not pick it up Remote controls (life was so much easier before they were invented) Lawns, why do they grow so bloody fast? The A9 and the A96 LOUD Scouse or Weegie accents Pop socks (the biggest turn off known to man) Overweight men who wear speedos Skinny men who wear speedos In fact Speedos in general :016:

The football that has been played by us in the last 3 home games has been a joy to watch, the last time I have enjoyed watching football as much was Brazil in the 82 world cup :021: The way we are playing just now reminds of the Paterson era of some real attacking play, but not frightened to loose some goals either.(though no goals lost would be good guys) When the team plays like this it fills me with pride, and the feel good factor spreads like wildfire through the stadium. So keep it up guys and keep this " Eye Candy " going for the rest of the season as I for one bloody love it !!!! :003:

Nuclear hand grenade Great idea if you can throw it a couple of miles :023:

Here is the thread to get all that really annoying things off your chest! My pet hates are as follows: People cutting me up on roundabouts Not using indicators Bad manners Sticky labels put on goods that leave greasy marks behind. The Muirtown swingbridge operators Social scroungers The Krankies Manufactured pop bands :tic01: I have more, but lets see what everyone else has ?

Good idea Tree,a cunning plan if ever I heard and a good time of year also with christmas just round the corner.

Have tried and tried and tried again to watch his material and I just don't find him funny at all. Even when the guy has been on numerous chat shows he has failed to make me even think about smiling! I would rather stick my willy in a nettle bush than watch any of his poo material again. :020:

Thought Cowie and Black were brilliant today both did a power of work, and glad to see Blackie really screwing the nut regarding his discipline. :021:

M + M what a waste of effing space, pish music and head so far up his poop chute he gets sweetcorn lodged in his nose on a regular basis. Not keen on R&B either very samey and boring

Used Imac on my face !!! :019: Because my father went abroad at very short notice with all my shaving equipment, and my old boss was ex RAF officer who hated stubble. I looked like Tommy Tomato for about 2 days ( but didn't have to shave for about a week after ) :029:

Movin on up by Primal scream (coz I we cant get any bloody lower ) :tic01:

I am surprised Smee has not mentioned one of his old employers ie The Telford Bakery, :023: which used to be next to Merkinch school, they made lovely morning rolls amoungest other things. I miss Texan bars also, they gave your jaw one **** of a workout as did another sweet that does not seem to be around anymore," Football Chums" they had a really strange taste but you could get them for a half p from Cambell Allans van so I bought at least 2 at a time :004:

I remember a few moments also while in the Howden end ! I mind playing Buckie in the early eighties and some of the visiting fans getting a wee bit big for their boots, and they were all for starting a scrap with some of the caley fans , until some bobby wandered in with the biggest police dog I have ever seen ( in fact it may have been a shetland pony it was that big) and you should have seen the Buckie would be troublmakers turn into rather nervous wee boys, as soon as the dog and handler stood beside them. I also remember playing Rangers in the scottish cup and hearing Derek Johnstone tell Peter Mcloy to stop kicking the Effing ball so far as he couldn't get near it because Bob Summers kept kicking him every time he went near the 18 yard box. Oh happy days

My favourites were as follows Wild horses The adventure game Grange Hill ( Gripper Stebson now that was a proper bully) Hong Kong Phooey The Littlest Hobo Help! It's the Hair Bear Bunch! Runaround The muppets(not our present defense)

Ok I like many others felt let down when Craig Brewster left ICT and went to Dundee United, we all felt betrayed especially after him saying only weeks before how happy he was at ICT etc etc. I personally would love Neil Warnock to take on the job, but if he doesn't its not the end of the world. Now here is where we sort out the men from the boys! If Craig does come back what possibe effect is all the negativety directed towards him from certain fans going to have on the players? You think they are going to play at their peak with a percentage of the crowd giving abuse to the manager ? No, so whats the point in being bitter and holding onto the past ? Again no point at all. Now if one of your work collegues left to go to a new company after telling you how much they loved their current job,would you hold it against them for ever? And say they they didn't get on with their new employer and left ( or got fired) would you hold a grudge for ever and throw your toys out of the pram if they came back to work with you again? I think I would be big enough to accept them back.Again I say whats the point of getting all bitter and angry? It does no good to you or others.But what it can do is destroy a team spirit! Which ICT has copious amounts of. So no matter who gets the job please support the boys and don't let history affect your love for the great INVERNESS CALEY THISTLE :022: