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The lead singer Drew was best man at my parents wedding.

An Irish Ghost Story This story happened a while ago in Dublin , and even though it sounds like an Alfred Hitchcock tale, it's true!!!!! John Bradford, a Dublin University student, was on the side of the road hitchhiking on a very dark night and in the midst of a big storm. The night was rolling on and no car went by. The storm was so strong he could hardly see a few feet ahead of him. Suddenly, he saw a car slowly coming towards him and stopped. John, desperate for shelter and without thinking about it, got into the car and closed the door... only to realize there was nobody behind the wheel and the engine wasn't on. The car started moving slowly. John looked at the road ahead and saw a curve approaching. Scared, he started to pray, begging for his life. Then, just before the car hit the curve, a hand appeared out of nowhere through the window and turned the wheel. John, paralyzed with terror, watched as the hand came through the window, but never touched or harmed him. Shortly thereafter John saw the lights of a pub appear down the road, so, gathering strength; he jumped out of the car and ran to it. Wet and out of breath, he rushed inside and started telling everybody about the horrible experience he had just had. A silence enveloped the pub when everybody realized he was crying and....wasn't drunk. Suddenly, the door opened, and two other people walked in from the dark and stormy night. They, like John, were also soaked and out of breath. Looking around, and seeing John Bradford sobbing at the bar, one said to the other.... .......... - - - - - - - 'Look Paddy.....there's that f*cking idiot that got in the car while we were pushing it!!!!

Going Down -Bruce Springsteen

I am not overweight!!!! I am just under-height

I used to be a "Thunderbird" in my past life

When I saw the title of this thread I thought sure Mark Yardley and Bobby Mann would be given a mention!!

1. Local Hero 2. Leon 3.My name is Joe 4.Saving private Ryan 5.The life of Brian

Easy fix to any anyone who feels that the censorship on here is OTT, sign up to Pie and Bovril where they are quite openly discussing it. There easy peasy lemon squeasy

Derek Dewar was his name and he played for Caledonian F.C in the eighties,he played in midfield and though he was not the most gifted of players,he certainly knew how to put in a shift. I think he still works as PE teacher in a local secondary school and he was a really nice chap (when I used to go fetch the balls for Caley at their training sessions he was always one of the players who said thank-you)

Read this article, and Mr Edwards you are a top bloke for writing this. http://www.inverness-courier.co.uk/news/fu...loom_large.html

3-0 to ICT Very impressed with the whole team and three cracking goals also.Not sure of many of the players names but Struan and Connor certainly stood out,with special mention to the goalie who I thought had excellent handling and really good distribution. The futures bright with these guys :021:

Poor information from a football club to its fans (Good P.R would be such a novelty, it may make me even happy)

Fosters

My mur and farr sent me for a bottle of chatt to the shop, but the wifey said I was to yung to buy it so send your older bruurr instead,and I will serve him no borre at all. :016:

All the car transporters that block harbour road really do my head in :008:

Honestly if you let me put my tongue in your ear you will become Immortal just like me

More English tution ? :023:

Why does Keith Harris not get arrested for having his arm up a Ducks bum ,while on kids TV ?

Artic

Big Brother what a waste of Television airtime.I hear that it will be coming back soon :008: Why oh why do people like this this mind numbing drivel?

Caledonian FC - Lived in dalneigh only about 400 yards from Telford street so there was only one choice for me

2-1 full time :007:

2-1 Wilson pen

2-0 Falkirk

1-0 to Falkirk