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Mr Jeggy ******* - 01463 548113

Unlike Hellginloony who is a superfanny

Yip saw the phottie in the Moray Express - which one is Shane ?

That's my ticket sorted but apparently if I am to join the Young Team I also need to purchase the following items. Can anyone suggest where to purchase perchance.

Ok but we appear to be attracting the degenerative eejits What are your thoughts on this RIG ?

More noises like grunting and squealing.

We are not dead but we have to breathe some life into ourselves very quickly.

Me and Dougie

Caley v County at Kingsmills and Huntly v Caley at Hellgin - those were good days out !!

You're going to get yer feckin head kicked in

I was not in attendance but I lay in wait down the Caddy Lanes

Not sure why the surprise - this has been a done deal fer months !! Never mind the stackers like the Walrus and Fisher. What about Storey and Boden ? That would neutralise many of the lumbering centre backs in the SPL, provide us with movement in both attacking and defending aspects, make room for the like of Draper in the "hole" and cut out the hoof tactic. And then we also have the wee Bluebell in reserve.

Should be OK. I am reliably informed that Hellgin are printing 10,000 tickets - apparently it is a policy.

Oh where, tell me where Did your Highland laddie dwell? Oh where, tell me where Did your Highland laddie dwell? He dwelt in bonnie Scotland, Where blooms the sweet blue bell And it's oh, in my heart I lo'e my laddie well

pernickety - placing too much emphasis on trivial or minor details; fussy. synonyms: fussy, difficult to please, difficult, finicky, over-fastidious, fastidious, over-particular, particular, faddish, finical, dainty, punctilious, hair-splitting, exacting, demanding, critical, overcritical;

I know RIG. Wish we could utilise a system that keeps away these low life trolls And it was always there to be dismantled

Ah Forres. Lovely wee town BUT just on the outskirts heading east is when the potential to catch a nasty disease starts.

It is the only attitude that Moray Mingers understand. Most times I hope that I am refused entry to Elgin but I will just have to suffer for a few hours and take the antibiotics afterwards.

Oh Jhesus - looks like there could be another Bannerman Fairy Tale on the way ?

Oh Jhesus - first response from an illiterate Dingle !!

Oh fer fecks sake lets get it started - IMPORTANT QUESTIONS - Where are we meeting in Sneck ? - Shurely EVERYBODY is going Inter City - Ersehole of the earth ? Can I join the Young Team fer the day ? What godfersaking hostelry will we take over in Hellgin ? How will I avoid arrest and eviction (again) from Borough Briggs ? Will I be able to climb over the fence to invade the pitch ? Who is going to look after me ?

Feck me - Hang on - That really could be straight replacements for the Media Team