IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

6 foot 3 old fashioned centre forward. Now let's hope Helen Chamberlain follows

Naelifts is a soft southern *******

I see that you have already met Ross Draper.

Stokes would be a great signing. I will have to get my old tricolour out and spray ICT on it.

He wouldn't get a game fer Spean Bridge !! Here is a name that is hitting the ICT radar though - been round the block but a goalscorer - Kristian Dennis

I swear by the Lunar Calendar and biorhythms

Of course they do. He is out of contract in the summer and they will not let him go on the cheap with his recent run of form. It is all down to negotiation and spondoolachs, summat that we are not renowned for!!

It is easy to get double D's mixed up if you concentrate on them too much.

As a more renowned and more reliable I have always mooted that it needs to be either one more point or better goal difference than the team in 11th place at the end of the season.

I suppose, apart from the mileage, there is the fear of contamination, disease and theft if we were to utilise the Dungwall facilities

And after he has sprinted the length of the pitch to get there ?

Sounds more like a cheeky vodka scam to me !!

Given the time of year I was more relating to the indoor facilities.

What exactly is our stake or usage of this these days ?

We should have a sweep about what minute ?

Pee-er throne

Oh fear fecks sake - Not 2-0 up

Ross score the winner - Nicky, Nicky Ross

Away days, vodka, craic and the "ups and downs" of the football supporters' existence

Forgot that most modern gyms have junior equipment these days.

Well that definitely ruled out (a)

Jim Calder is a feckin legend. None of the others come remotely close. And Jim never fecked over to the dark side of the bridge either.

We have scored almost 1500 goals in under 1000 games ?

Apparently Miles had 1:1 talks on his contract - It was looking good but failed at the crucial moment.