IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Two words that suit one another perfectly - shocking and Meekings.

Another shocking back pass fro Meekings and Brill drills it across the bye line for a throw. This half is so bad that I sense we are going to win this. Oh for a centre forward.

To be honest they are POOR and one of the worst team I have seen in years. So what does that say about us. Superb cross just now by Tansey and it was a missed half chance by wee Ryan.

Billy McKay just touched the ball twice. Bad news is that was facing our goal deep in our own half and his second touch went to a Tink.

This has the fell of a two touch training game. Unfortunately our second touch goes to a Tink. Quinn misses another sitter and it should be 0-3 at least. And Arquin misses another. Brill did well but thankfully both attempts were woeful. They are in total command. No joke but when was the last time that wee Billy touched the ball ?

Gary Warren is playing like a Rugby Union full back - get up the feckin pitch mun.

Another shocking pass by Meekings and a needless foul by Tansey - commentators describe us as being "surprisingly sloppy" - no shitt Sherlock.

How do you report a missing person - Billy McKay ? Bet on a sending off - Tansey or Kiss.

Jim Muckinbyre has only lost once to ICT in his 10 games as an opposition manager. We have only used 16 players this season. And this game is getting as boring as this game. Stalemate and terrible final pass. Oops Feck - that surely was Brills ball and Meekings was sleeping !!

Looks like a 4-2-3-1 Poor passes by Warren and then Draper - feckin back towards keeper as usual. Kiss missed a sitter but Brill did well - when are we ever going to learn. Hoof in those circumstances?

My thoughts to Part Timer - will have a dram of rememberance when we next meet. And thanks to Maimie who is our local births, deaths and Marriages spotter.

We look in charge at the moment. County are pressing which has resulted in us bossing the midfield.

Church, farms or in custody.

What a pity - the bus would be all the better for your enthralling and mesmerising banter.

There will not be many Tinks due to the Free Church rules and the main attraction in Ross-shire this weekend will be watching the teasers excite the ewes in preparation for the tups.

AND THIS IS THE MAIN MAN WHO COULD DO A JOB AT THE TCS

James Dean at Chorley FC still well worth a punt IMHO.

Not any more Laurence !! The main attraction is a pub crawl down Station Road - 23 watering places in total in my heyday although probably a lot less nowadays.

Wow

That is the beauty of the Rail Network !! Only a 10 mile return journey by car BUT if you go by Rail it could take up to an hour as you have to go past Brig and on to Preston and back.

Bamber Bridge v Chorley - FA Cup Third Qualifying Round - 11/10/14 - and big James Dean is still rattling in the goals.

Hey - Tinkerville and Stain Midden up next followed by the Arabs at the TCS - would I be wrong at not expecting at least 7 points from that so it could look a lot better at the end of October.

davie - commendable post and plea. Is it not simply that the standard of football in the SPL has dipped significantly. Is it not becos away supports have dwindled. And it is the Circle of Life that will lead to our best players eventually moving on as has always been the case.

But there again common sense, maturity, intelligence and respect for others opinions need to be taken into consideration.

Again a pathetic patronising and rose tinted response. The offer and the sponsorship is fantastic and on another day would have filled two non- minibuses.