IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Do I know you ? You must be 129 years old - still a feckin youngster but not old enuff to be an immortal.

You will be surprised by the official Sneckboy stats.

How many people have been ejected by stewards - home and away ?

Hellgin are a feckin total JOY

Just watched the goals on Sky - GAWD MacKay almost overdid the first - fine header fro Warren - Watkins should have got the third but McKay showed the old poacher touch - great header from Watkins and great finish by Vincent. Their first took a wicked deflection but Deano will not want to watch the second.

Top of the tree after 13 games - bring on Muvversmell

SIMPLES

I sense a merger developing.

Great away support at Love Street at that cup game. Only time I can remember us getting half the side stand.

I am happy to listen to the words of Mary Hill and Caley D. As fer Ibra - he is a feckin squad player and you just don't shove untried youngster in to the cauldron of Parkdread. It must be a positive that so many are frustrated at going to Parkdread and losing by a single goal. 6 points against Hamilton and Well will do nicely.

Next two games are MUST wins.

Elgin are a total embarrassment

It got even more interesting outside ?!

The only way forward is to attract the yoof and maintain the Premier a League status and vice versa.

Perhaps for the Muvversmell game we should reverse things and go for a freebie for the Over 56's.

Who was it that Caley played against at Meadowbank Stadium. Was it Meadowbank or Ferranti. All I can remember is scrapping with the Jam Tarts and having to stay in Blair Atholl overnight as the A9 was blocked rather quickly. We couldn't find the car either the next morning as it had been covered in a snow drift.

Mr Dean saw red

IF ONLY

In order to follow the French theme and not to upset any feckin Jeggies - how about Calais, Calais, Calais, Calais, Calais, Calais ??

Never feck with the Chorley Boys.

Grounds in Europe rock all over the place with Ultras following most teams - usually in their own area and that is standing. In Englandshire most home supports - apart from Stoke and Palace - are reserved and it is the away day imbibers that tend to make the most noise.

The messenger should note that no disdain (for once) was aimed in his direction. It really is a crazy situation. Is it the same for the home support or I suppose that they can sell their tickets right up to kick off time.

Thrashed 5-0 and guess who got sent off ?!!

Is there any time of the day or any feckin venue that I would not pursue fer ICT and alcohol ?

And that is also a load of tosh as well. They should take note of Birmingham City and their ALL ticket but pay at the gate policy.