IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Parking - I am going to park erse in the middle of the singing section - well hopefully parking will be intermittent if the stewards dont go OTT.

Pardon ?

Feck me grasshopper - wise words - to simply be there suffices but to enjoy and progress would be feckin lush Mun !

I would say that the seven days from Saturday 26th January to Saturday 2nd February 2013, in my humble opinion, are the most looked forward to period that I have ever experienced for any team in my 500+ years. It could be feckin delightful or depressing - we could end up being delirious or devastated, it could be deserved or demeaning, we could be demented or desperate for more. I will be at all feckin three - please follow suit.

I would wish to point out that there was a rousing chant in Prince of Wales in Chorley and one eviction only shortly afterwards.

POM POMS IN THE CARTVALE ?

Lets just hope that Old Mother Hubbard has made two wicker voodoo dolls and is preparing to inflict pain on PullMyFingeroutofmaerse and Alex McLoud with her size 000 knitting needles.

I think Oddquine has had a few pints.

OK stattos - what is the state of affairs at the other SPL clubs in respect of comparative attendances this and last season ?

Our coaches are so good that we should get rid of Steve Marsella.

There is no way that I am going to encourage an Internet stalker - I was only PullingYourLeg.

Feck me Mr and Mrs Grouch !!

Lets face it - at this stage of the season and his career (and agent) a deal will be well in process by now. I suspect that two considerations that most of our squad who have the potential to move higher would be the future of TB and where we end up at the end of the season.

Initially huge respect to both Chris Hogg for fighting to this level of recovery and to the club fer sticking by him. Unfortunately it may be a case of easing him in with hope that he returns to his previous self. If he doesnt then at least we have witnessed the "battle" of a clearly very determined young man - that places himself in a legendary status to me. My wish would initially just be to see him on the pitch in a first team shirt again, even if it was a 89th minute cameo appearance. With such injuries a return to the hurly burly of the SPL is hugely doubtful but lets hope that he has a few more seasons under his belt at a lower level left at least. As fer Cooper - he is a child fer fecks sake - he is learning and has coped fairly well fer being chucked in at the deep end. We dont have that much spondoolachs and he is an excellent cover player. I was really impressed with his performances in pre season.

Surely we are at a stage where we should be fearing nobody - it is an old cliche but if we go out with our strongest X1 and play anywhere near our best we should get a result. Of course we have to consider threats and tactics of the opposition but lets let them worry about us. As an aside - given the weather forecast is this game not in danger of postponement ?

So predictable. You have a cheek calling anyone narcissistic. DOH - the clue was in the plural use of the word "fan" - but dont fret becos if I was going to include you I would have added the ending of "nies" to the word "fan". And while you are at it you had better check up the meaning of narcissist as nobody with such personality traits would ever allow themselves to be placed in a position of potential ridicule. But at least it proves that you are paying attention to my words of wisdom - Thank you

Hope it feckin does and then I won't get feckin chucked out so often.

If only TB could go commando and display a tidy Brazilian.

Pompous in the Cartvale needs a picky ?

Dougal really is a loveable Ersehole.

IHE and IHE junior have got the tickets and looking forward to a pub crawl down Rose Street. So where is the place to join the Juanjo Away crew ?

I would wish to advise people that Dougal has contacted me an therapy will begin shortly.

Of course I am as usual only joking - as if TB and ICT would be so calculatingly deceitful ?

If Butcher had been in charge of the rebels Caledonian FC would have won the Champions League.

A FECKIN PSYCHOLOGICAL MASTERCLASS - I hope that it was a calculated "plan" - The ultimate outcome for any narcissist but also could reap mega psychological positive effect on everyone linked with ICT. Oh I do hope that the next step is an emotional statement from TB stating that he will not make any other move to leave until the closure of this season - oh it is great to know that there are other intelligent psychopaths in operation.