IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Perhaps as a punishment the contestants could use Doofers Dad as a human punchbag in the dressing room area. I fer one would be delighted to sponsor such an innovation.

Foran + Shinnie = a marked deterioration in Shinnie performance. Even McKay looks less effective. Warren + Foran = potentially one of the best defensive partnerships we have had in a long, long time. McKay + a roving Shinnie = proven OTJ + Draper = a feckin good mix OTJ + Foran = a decent mix OTJ + defence minded midfielder at home = a marked deterioration in OTJ performance OTJ + defence minded midfielder away = potential to work Doran + Foran = doesnt work Doran + Shane = doesnt work Doran + yoof with pace = does work

How many narcissists does it take to change a light bulb? One. He holds the bulb while the world revolves around him.

"It was massively disappointing. We just didn't get going from the first whistle," said the Inverness manager. "I didn't go mad at the players. In fact, I had a bit of a laugh and a joke with them." "They are a great bunch of guys but today it was like a team of strangers turned up. We weren't at the races." "Not one player can say, 'I did my job today and I did it well'. "I could still be in the dressing room on Tuesday going through every player's mistakes but there's no point dwelling on that," added Butcher. "We are a positive club and we want to move forward together, which we'll do, and we'll work hard on Tuesday and for the rest of the week and make sure we are ready for Celtic." That is feckin laughable.

Morrison did himself no favours today and was practically anonymous - missing in non-action. He is the type of player that I would play away from home in a holding position. Butcher tried to slot him in as a direct replacement fer Draper and in the same combination as Draper/OTJ. Butcher again made the mistake of trying to fit players in to a rigid system when it simply doesnt work. OTJ looked annoyingly apathetic but he needs to get the ball at his feet to be a play maker. Muvversmell bypassed them and McCall had clealry sussed our system and played two wide attacking wing backs and two wide attackers. That left G Shinnie and Raven rather cruelly exposed on their own. Tactics won the day in the end.

Thank feck fer Smirnoff

Well I never believed in that psychological crap anyway !!!

Nobody came on to Sky post match as they are all still in the dressing room. There were "mistakes" all round here and I hope that this does not lead on to a Butcher address projecting the blame on to the players and the fans. Shure there have been some dreadful individual performances in the last 2 games but tactically we have been sussed, there is a concerning return to the favouring of the old favourites and we really do need to employ a more attacking system at home.

This is a psychological minefield full of disordered personality and behavioural deficits. Freud always suggested that most dreams had a sexual association and I suspect that some of the posters may have repressed sexual histories.

Jesus it is that bad that I am agreeing with Neil McCann and Derek Adams !!! And they are actually being rather nice about it. They are talking up the Motherwell performance and not our gaping faults.

What we need is a feckin proper flu virus.

Did he watch the Hearts game ?!!

Come on folks - it is obvious - the other coaches know exactly how we are going to set up and have clearly sussed us. Simples.

All fortnight

Sponsors give the MOM to Foran !!! As we go down to our heaviest ever SPL home defeat and go a long way to chucking away our impressive goal difference and slip out of the Top Six - with Qellic and Aberdire away up next. We really need an explanation for the last two shambolic displays.

OK - Doran is MOM

OK - Doran is MOM

It will be interesting to see who gets 1 point in the Poll. The only "potentials" fer me are Raven and G.Shinnie and that emphasises how feckin woeful we have played.

Minus 5 against Well alone - what are the odds on another 4-2 ?

Have to concede that we could have scored three in last ten minutes - Doran, Shinnie and Foran but we are still looking just as likely to concede.

Agree totally

That about sums it feckin up - we stand off in the corner - Meekings dives in, Pepper is sleeping and PRaven does not cover the drifting back forward. And why of why is every feckin dead ball providing Randolph with catching practices. And all of a sudden we are showing drive and determination. Great save from doran and a close thing from Shinnie - and now we ain't even getting the break of the ball - and where the feck is Pepper playing ?!!

Dare I say it but Well are noticeably tiring. Shane has fecked up his first three touches - so PLEASE let's get some yoof and pace on.

Feck me - Shane fer McKay - would have preferred one of the yoofs fer Morrison - but going 4-4-2 with Foran and A.Shinnie makes more sense.

FECKIN CHANGE IT - WHAT HAVE WE GOT TO LOSE ??