IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Add to 60 minutes last Sunday. I am strongly considering converting to the Free Presbyterian Church.

What is feckin going on - shocking error by the last man Warren and Reguero to the rescue. Six corners to nil says it all.

Oh dear oh feckin dear. Jones takes it off Forans clearing head and we allow Cummins too simply slot in unmarked and unnoticed at the back post. I suspect that Forandidnt shout fer it as he never had a pop atOTJ.

LOL - perhaps the pep talk was effective !! Great cross from Raven, great control and finish by Foran - and we almost lose the momentum straight away !!

Wot - Nothing !! Terry doesn't need to just employ a Behavioural Therapist - lets just end all the apathetic cnuts for a course of Electro- Convulsive Treatment.

Should add that Reguero has also singlehandedly kept us in this game.

This is one instance that changes have to be made at half time - both in respect of personnel and the system.

We mangaged one - Shinnie obstructing Humphrey in the 42nd feckin minute !!!

The only player that is showing any level of determination is Doran.

That can only be described as absolutely feckin shocking.

Can Just ask everyone on Sky - look at our body language - hunched shoulders, minimal movement, plodding around -and apparently we have not committed a foul yet. no feckin hunger and no desire,

What we need is a half time drug testing blitz - stimulant testing for them and feckin barbiturates for us.

Should have been three. You would have thought that we would not Have learned the lesson of double teaming Humphrey instead of leaving him 1:1 wih Shinnie. What about hooking Meekings and putting Foran back - and shoving on Roberts up front with McKay.. As I say should have been 4 !!! Raven at fault.

And they hit the feckin crossbar - and what type of feckin block was attempted by Warren. What feckin space are we giving them. As last week we are not pressuring at all, we are sitting back, our passing is dire and we are allowing them to totally dominate the middle and their defence has not been tested at all. They are also using width which we simply are not. They look dangerous every time they go forward. McKay is totally isolated. What the feck !!!

First effort of the game from them. Two mistakes by Meekings and a rather pathetic jump from Raven although Higdon was allowed to have a run at the header. This has been as dire a 20 minutes as I have endured all season - on a par with the Jam Tarts. And we are hit by a feckin second - another Meekings error.

We appear to have had a 15 minute remembrance silence !!! Only positive is that we are making chances but the final attempts have been simply woeful. Well are setting quite a pace though which augurs well if they have had a bug.

Looks like Foran has started out wide left with Doran in a more roving role than usual. Morrison appears to have slotted in rite central a la Draper - so the selection has changed but the system remains intact.

What a feckin fine day but what a feckin dismal attendance.

I was getting the ice chipped off and chilling the feckin vodka - interesting to see Morrison back in midfield which may mean a 4-4-2 or Foran on the left - and look at the yoof on the bench - what is the total age of that bench ?

Nice to see ma old mucked Dougie Young providing a psychological intervention to the players and the management. I must e-mail him and ascertain whether he needs a co-facilitator and to see if it really does have a mellowing effect on the more resistant personality traits, Look up Mindset on Google and/or Dougie's own site to see what is being proferred. I know that Dougie uses a "mantra" and I suspect that it may be the phrase that was written on the dressing room Nobo Board, as shown on Sky Sports : We have a bridge, we have a castle, we have desire - EXCELLENT !! We could also ALL utilise an old adage "WE BELIEVE"

G. Shinnie in midfield !!

You Are A Scouser (to the tune of 'You Are My Sunshine') You are a scouser, An ugly* scouser, You're only happy, on giro day. When your dad's out stealing, Your mum's drug-dealing, But please don't take.. my hubcaps... away [*= the word 'ugly' often replaced with 'thieving' or 'lonely')[/color] But they can take the pisss out of themselves too !! Blame it on Traore (to the tune of 'Blame It On The Boogie') Don't blame it on Hamann, Don't blame it on Biscan, Don't blame it on Finnan, Blame it on Traore! He just can't... he just can't... He just can't control his feet!

I like Ross Tokelys' new number plate :

Dont get ahead of yerself - we have got to overcome the pillars first, then the shadows and then the barstewards with clipboards.

Reckons we are gooner find out sooner than later.