IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

We look a happier bunch coming off at half time

Keatings - It was only a matter of time 😣

Fantastic defending to save a second goal 😥

The Away end are in full voice - "it is old and it is beautiful, and the smell it is fine, it is not the sash we are singing about, its the nappy Awokoya-Mebude wore"

8 year old opens the scoring for Sevco Colts

I am reliably informed that some of the Sevco loons can't swim so it is evidently a tactical ploy.

Lets hope that the bomb sorted out the Aquifer.

Sevco City AWAY ?

I suspect that the Central Belt and Englandshire support will be well represented.

We actually have to beat the Sevco Colts first - and they may be fielding promising youngsters such as Defoe and we have to ensure that he spends a long time in an uninhabited career after this game.

But go feckin when is the big question. Shurely we can get specifics soon ?

As we sang our version of the Fields of Athenry ? Come here the noise of Sneckie Boys, As once more we took the mighty Celtic on, Hart flew down the wing, A Wyness goal was a shure thing And the Caley went ballistic once again.

If anybody can remember all of those they are a fecking disgrace.

But did he announce "Mar sin, ligeann roinnt torann a dhéanamh do bhuachaillí Caley Thistle" ??

The Leith Arms beckons - BUT what day and time will they allocate us ? Cant play us on the same day as Jam Tarts and Sevco. Please don't be a 12.30 on either feckin day.

When is the draw ?

The more gaelic speakers the better as the players will not understand all the abuse shouted at them - I can just see Brad McKay smiling and waving back to the group of fans chanting - "Tha thu diùid agus tha fios agad gu bheil thu".

Perhaps we could give them a reduced price entry as long as they wash all the vehicles in the car park first.

Is the waterboy Alistair Aquifer ?

Buster reic e an teas Le buille Rocksteady

Sounds like the team performance in general was limp.

Tha fìor Inbhir Nis a ’bruidhinn an cànan màthaireil

It never ends does it ? Poor Old Caley Girl broke her tibia at the game yesterday. She did appear to be having balance problems at the Festive Fives. To hell with Donaldson and McCart - we want MacDonald back asap. ?

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