IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Have I mentioned that it is also my birthday and you expect to be bought drinks on yer birthday.

I will be up for the Plastic Whistle and _ its ma feckin burfday at Killie Away days aint the same when ya have fears fer the future.

Lets all hum the tune to the Muppet Show.

Shurely you must have realised that the grenade is a poorly adjusted, low functioning ersehole with some entertainment value - fer fecks sake dont take him to heart - just laff along. :D

I am afraid SP is an Twllt Din. Personally after Un beint o?r cwrw - Dwi eisiau mynd i?r tafarn i gael wyneb cachu - and my missus - Gae?r hi bronnau fel brynnau. No wonder the Welsh referee wants to see us cos Mae Cynghair Pel Droed Cymru ydy swbriel.

All we need is fer Feb 8th to summon this man:

Is the feckin answer not Motherwell ??

If only the amateur muppets hadnt seen the Marius Niculae DVD.

We were singing the Fields of Athenry that nite: Come hear the noise of sneckie boys - as once more we took the mighty Celtic on - Hart flew down the wing - a Wyness goal was a sure thing - and the Caley went ballistic once again. :D

I am reliably informed that our local official - Feb 8th - declared the pitch playable this morning. Have to fecki win this as the next round will coincide with ma 495th birthday.

I aint seen anything so awe inspiring since the night the wooden stand at Kingsmills burnt down.

He is the gay vote

There are plenty of wandering sheep in the Aviemore area if you get frisky - take it ya hate the feckin English as well - At 46 ya are abit of an old git but I should be present and will be yer yooful minder. Good song to yer fekin anthem boyo is "Caley Thistle - Caley Thisltle - we'll support you ever more".

saved Muppets

Gargoyle

Here is a piccy of Nauseus signing on

Happy new year to the players and supporters - lets hope 2010 is muppetless.

Can I buy your sledge ?

Lets just get feckin rid of any of the red and black and yon stoopid thistle on the badge.

Mine was the same - Bingham was simply superb when we won the league and Tokely has been an ever present - consistent but not the best.

Feck me - this is the only feckin sensible thread posted by the Grenade in the feckin decade !! Goal of the Decade - John Rankin v the Huns or David Bagan at Tynecastle or Wilson at Muvversmell. Player of the Decade - David Bingham for the glorious season - Ross Tokely overall Manager of the Decade - John Robertson Captain of the Decade - The Machine Goalkeeper of the Decade - Mark Brown Defender of the Decade - Bobby Mann Midfielder of the Decade - Barry Robson Striker of the Decade - Denzil Assistant Manager of the Decade - Parky Signing of the Decade - David Bingham Game of the Decade - I'll go for the title winner v St J - but the crowd at the 3-1 cup and 2-0 league Hearts games were awesome. Save of the Decade - Mikie fraser Most Skilful Player of the Decade - Juanjo Goal Celebration of the Decade - Juanjo at Livi Best Moment of the Decade - Most away games - But I will go for Hissy's winner at the Ice Station OR going 1-0 at Hampden.

In that case .. I suggest you may also be going blind.

Why dont you open the feckin curtains then.

What we need are flares and loudhalers. I still have a pair of flares

Purely from a psychological perspective it suggests that it is the unconscious fears of a greedy fat ******* who wanted all the pies for themselves .. well if we take a Jungian persepective of course.