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And Niculae's wage. :004:

A lot appears to be made about his "assists" - tell me if I am wrong: Rangers (home) - nil goals. Muvverwell (away) - COWIE free kick - Tokely goal Midden (away) - NICULAE cross (class) - Cowie goal. Arabs (home) - nil goals. Hibs (away) - nil goals. Cellic (away) - nil goals. Jam Tarts (home) - WILSON volley - Wyness nets rebound; MORGAN cross - Brewster goal. Bairns (home) - NICULAE shot - Wyness nets rebound; Duncan goal - No assist; NICULAE nod - Black goal; Wyness solo effort. Killie (away) - Ford own goal; Cowie cracker free kick. Dons (home) - HASTINGS cross - Wyness goal. Gretna (away) - Wyness penalty; Cowie free kick; MCGUIRE flick - Wilson goal; McBain solo blast. Huns (away) - nil goals. Muvverwell (home) - nil goals. 3 feckin assists - ?16,000.00 each. DOH :029: So Niculae had an above average game against the Bairns - possibly boosted by news of a terrace eviction - and how may minutes out of 540 minutes has he played since - 273 minutes - hooked in 3; benched in 3 NO goals / NO assists - about ?85.00 a minute - Give me a feckin break. :crazy07:

Hang on - its Craig Brewster and A.N.Other. :023:

If he performed and played - Correct.

I think he meant Bayne. :001:

Who the feck are they ? Marius is the best player I have ever witnessed warming the bench - he is so worth the wage . :rotflmao: :rotflmao:

Do you mean that we are thinking of employing John Charles Brewsterston or " CC Pelrewbo" as he is more affectionately referred to.

Something is wrong when the posters on this site have no idea what is happening and the views are so diverse. There is no sense of stability at the moment. This is by far our worse six months ever - just look at all the crap that has happened. If that isnt unsettling then what the feck is.

It would appear that you are very much in a minority. :018: Marius is an overhyped fallen sooperstar - he is still an average pro though. The sad fact is that he does little to excite but does the simple thing well and that sometimes accomplishes something. Fer feck sake - he has been benched or subbed in the recent past - hardly worth a massive wage is it ? It is sad that without Brew and Bayne there is little option other than to play Marius although I concede that I would have played him yesterday and would always consider starting him at home. He is, even with his amazing lack of pace and penetration, a far better player overall than Bayne. The "hoof" and the long ball - is taht not becos our defenders simply do not have the confidence or the ability to play it out of defence. We have midfielders who are all able to control and pass and move - never mind the feckin forwards. When Marius was playing it was aimed at hitting his feet and 5 times out of 10 he was outmanouevered or hassled out of it - most other times he plays a simple square ball and even if it is effective he never moves to get in a position to be a seconadry danger. Put the **** on the last defender fer fecks sake - let Wyness do the foraging. Marius is a feckin debate becos we were promised so much and he is yet to deliver although the Romanian faithful predict an improvement every feckin week. Roll on the Transfer Window and bring in two feckin forwards - one with experience and one with raw potential.

Personally I think he should have been cuffed and thrown in to the cells. Other peeple have suffered that fer far less. :004:

The management and PR of the club is simply shocking. Most peeple would help out - it is courtesy to offer summat fer their labours.

Fer once I aint taking the ****. There is summat seriously wrong within the club and it is spreading on to the playing field.

So far I recognise Dylan Bayne and Brian Niculae - who can you see .... children ? Dougal .................... Ermintrude ................. Florence ..................... Mr ................ McHenry Zebedee ....................

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No there were problems becos the players knew that he was coming. :024:

OK - I concede - they are both crap in their own ways. :003:

The only problem is that the two sendings off have given him less opportunity to feck up next week. Now what if he played 4-5-1 with Proctor at right back, Wilson in the middle and Wyness up front alone - that would be more like the feckin old school. :023:

But BEWARE - The kilted one is coming. :001:

Bayne is the better option fer backs to the walls games like Castle Greyskull. Brew has undoubtedly sussed Marius out in relation to the obvious lack of pace and mobility. But today was the ideal game, in a psychological sense as well, to give Marius the chance to prove his worth after being rightly benched. If Brew had been fit he would have been in there - Bring on January and Colin Nish. Giving Marius the striking role by default may not be as motivating and the poor **** was hoping to play fer Romania. :rotflmao:

Even I am totally feckin baffled - Can anybody explain the logic today ? :017:

Does this sum up today ? I have had this feeling, at different levels, throughout this season - Summat stinks at ICT. :018:

Shades of the old Brew i'm afraid. Sticking to the old school. :029: How can he stick to Caff, Hastings and McBain - and even I am confused as to why Niculae didnt start this one. Proctor had better have been injured after starting him at Castle Greyskull last week.

?The idea that addiction is somehow a psychological illness is, I think, totally ridiculous. It's as psychological as malaria. It's a matter of exposure. People, generally speaking, will take any intoxicant or any drug that gives them a pleasant effect if it is available to them.? "Let he who is without sin, cast the first stone" Johndo chapter 8 verse 7