IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Patronising, false Jeggie *******.

I have just received pigeon post from my cousin in Tinkerville and he informs me that some gudgie called Sir Cameron MacKintosh who is summat to do with the Theatre and has loads of spondoolachs is offering to build the Tinks an SPL compliant stadium and rumours are that it will be sited in the Alness/Invergordon area. We may well have competition soon. :010:

My initial post was old fashioned pish take and my posts continued to be so. I never once made any reference to the Kerr incident. I wound them up with the Cafu lookalike suggestion. :015: :015:

Well said Evelyn.

"There was a mouse....Where?...There on the stair, right there..a little mouse with clogs on...well I declare...going clip,clippety clop on the stair." What a feckin **** taking chant that would be?? :015: :015: Last game I went to at the Arena was well shyte. :019: :019:

Condescending, patronising, fat Jeggie *******.

Look on the feckin bright side. It keeps them out of the spotlight and it makes it more likely that they will be staying at ICT next season. I have heard that the powers to be think this season was a one-off fer us, that Brown is a middle of the road keeper, that Dargo will not repeat his goal tally and Dods has no skill. Long may those comments/thoughts persist.

IMHO they have all been shyte. We should have got in the Top Six, we should have got to two cup finals, we should never have been beaten twice at Cellic and Almondvale and our home form has been disgusting.

This could be our first and last chance to play in a European competition. Getting pished abroad with ICT could be a dying feckin wish for some of the older gits on here.

Upsetting the fans of other teams is the Pie and Bovril psyche. :011: I didnt agree with the chant but I will be the first to start off "Its just like watching Cafu" at Love Street. :015: :015: As if they werent going to bait us anyway. And it makes good forum material. Is this the first football related topic to hit 2 pages. :021:

One really has to understand the mentality of Pie and Bovril. My post was a pure wind up and was'nt even intended to drag up the Kerr situation. Most of the posts are feckin wind ups with a few serious biters along the way. The craic with Buddies like St Sid and Captain Sensible used to be ace in the old SFL forum. We will still have a feckin good drink with them but look out fer a few more IHE wind ups with ma Ross "Cafu" Tokely avatar...and the ICT digs are coming fast and furious already. Pie and Bovril is going to be great fun next season. I reckon we could replace the Bairns as the Buddie baiters. :021: :021:

EWAN MURRAY

BEST GOAL Brewster at Tannadice (1-1) BEST SAVE Brownie x 2 at Easter Road (2-0) BEST TEAM PERFORMANCE Tynecastle (0-0) BEST PLAYER PERFORMANCE Hart at tannadice (4-2) MOST CHANTED FER PLAYER Rosscoe "Cafu" Tokely. BEST AWAY SUPPORT Tannadice (4-2) OR Hibees (2-0) BEST NEW DITTY "Oh Inverness is Wonderful" OR "Dodsy runs on Diesel" or " MACHINE" BEST AWAY CHANT "One Charlie Christie" at Tannadice or the Dodododo Denis Wyness at Easter Road CHANT FER THE FUTURE "D.A.R.G.O." PLAYER OF THE YEAR Machine.

2003 - 2004 - Had its ups and feckin downs but what a feckin ending!! 2004-2005 - Everybody had us as faves to go down, the trips to Aberdeen but survival. 2005-2006 - best Away season in years but blew two cups. What was your best season? I am going fer 2003-2004.

Played 20 Won 10 Drawn 7 Lost 3 For 30 Against 17 Points 37 :015: :015: :015: The home form improved at the end of the season: P 18 W 5 D 6 L 7 For 21 Against 21 Points 21. 58 Feckin points - 51 Feckin goals - 15 feckin wins and 13 feckin draws :021: and (9) clean sheets. And lets look at the stats: ( Away in bold ) Aberdire 0-0 (1/3) Aberdire 1-2 (1/6) Cellic 2-4 (0/6) Cellic 1-1 (1/3) Arabs 5-3 (4/6) Arabs 2-1 (4/6) Pars 4-2 (7/9) Pars 2-1 (3/3) Bairns 6-2 (6/6) Bairns 2-3 (3/6) Jam Tarts 0-0 (1/3) Jam Tarts 0-1 (1/6) Hibees 4-1 (6/6) Hibees 2-0 (3/3) Killie 2-2 (1/3) Killie 5-5 (2/6) Liviscum 3-3 (4/9) Liviscum 3-0 (3/3) Well 3-0 (6/6) Well 1-3 (0/6) Huns 1-1 (1/3) Huns 2-4 (0/6) And Thanks fer the points to: PARS - 10 HIBEES - 9 BAIRNS - 9 ARABS - 8 LIVI - 7 WELL - 6 KILLIE - 3 ABERDIRE - 2 JAM TARTS - 2 HUNS - 1 CELLIC - 1

Geographically the two towns of Inversneckie and Dungwall are a short distance apart. For many years the distances between their supports and footballing capabilities have had similiar closeness but the gap appears to be progressively widening. ICT have a new stadium, an ever growing support, ever increasing attendances, financial stability and consolidation in the SPL. The Tinks are well lagging behind in most aspects. Lets even have a look (or a feckin laff :015: :015: ) at the comparable tables. ICT Played 38 Won 15 Drawn 13 Lost 10 For 51 Against 38 Goals Diff +13 Points 58 Dungwall Played 36 Won 14 Drawn 14 Lost 8 For 47 Against 40 Goals Diff + 7 Points 56. Comments? I will put it on Over the Bridge for a comparison. :015: :015: :015:

Apparently Scotland "may" be getting two Intertoto places.

Saw CC's comments in the Sunday Mail. So whats the craic?

I have just ironed the white Oxford bags, shined up the DM's and got the Leeds Utd scarf out of storage to wrap around ma wrist. Bring the Staigo on. :021: :021: :021:

:015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: :015: One of ma better wind ups I would say.

May I suggest that we bring back Brewster for the months of June and July and allow him to spearhead pre-season training. Ya can all say what ya like about him but we fair sprinted out of the blocks last season and we looked far fitter than the rest of the bunch early doors. Who is being charged with the pre season torture this year? They really should follow the training regimes, discipline and diets.

I am reliably informed that Sven Goran Eriksson and the English FA have turned to the makers of Bratz dolls in an attempt to curb the spate of metatarsal injuries. They are most impressed that Bratz dolls have interchangeable feet and they are lookinig to turn Shrek Rooney into the first footballer with such feet.

CONCLUSION He is either a very nice young man or a feckin lyin *******. :D

P W L D F A P/D PTS HMS CELLIC 18 14 2 2 50 20 33 44 HMS SNECK 19 9 7 3 29 17 12 34 HMS JAM TART 17 7 6 4 27 18 9 27 HMS HUN 18 7 6 5 27 25 2 27 HMS MUVVERSMELL 19 6 5 8 20 30 -10 23 HMS HIBEE 18 6 4 8 21 29 -8 22 HMS SEAGULL 17 5 6 6 16 22 -6 21 PWWARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR. Orgasm Time. I hope I havent bitten off more than i can chew.

Move over Caley Fifer. I snapped this all action shot of Ross Tokely at Almondvale yesterday.