IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

It has all been said before fer fecks sake. Away from home is a feckin day out, we are usually well lubricated, we usually have great craic in and out of the ground. We are usually herded into small areas of the ground, the Singing section congregates and most of the mental diehards are together, there is a hard core Central Belt following as well. And then there is the standard of play away from home and the results. I have only seen us get beat once this season cos I swerved the Cellic games.

I disagree. I fink it is really good to have the psychologically crippled drummer back. It is a sign that Care in the Community and the rehabilatation of the mentally ill is still flourishing.

Good quotes Riggy loon. I seem to have heard some of them before: "luxury"..."total lack of effort"..."one semi decent performance".."very skilful player"..."unwilling to put in much effort in certain games". :roll: IMHO Juanjo was having his best spell at the club just prior to his injury. At best now he would be a squad player and a great person to take on as a sub. Reckon that is CC's finking but NOT Juanjos. Adios Amigo. Thanks fer some exquisite memories.

I can just see it now. WeeStie, Jabba and maself.

If only he would pay fer his feckin round.

Have ya feckin seen all the fat cnuts on the telly, in respect of their feckin treams, taking their feckin tops off and proudly showing off their man jugs and beer guts. I reckon we should have a group shot of Charlies Angels and BRAVE men at Livi Away. Of feckin course I am up fer it. But MEN..who feckin else?

I supported the Caley fer manys a year And I spent all my money on whisky and beer But these years I'm rejoicing Like no years before Cos we never will play the Ross County no more And its No nay NEVER :cheers: :cheers: No nay NEVER no more Shall we play the Ross County No NEVER No More. :D

Have to give the man Respect 8) but until the **** buys the dubble voddy and coke he is still a feckin maybe.

Me and ma tattoo would consider it a feckin priviledge. :D

We are talking feckin submarines and why does a feckin lawyer call himself after a loaf of feckin bread.

As a sign that i have reformed I welcome the Southern hemisphere Dingle wiv open arms BUT what is the point of a burd that cant feckin fly.

I think I set fire to mine and threw it into the stand. :)

Feckin Brooks is it? Some wummin will sell their feckin souls.

Shurely Dargo and Brown are feckin certs without the Jam Tarts.

50 points + 50 goals + Two home wins - Bairns especially Second best away team record. Relegating Liviscum. Keeping the squad intact

Sorry but the cheatin fraudulent bestards are the English version of Ferranti Thistle.

What about the Dumfries 15 who battled Barry Robson?

If robbo was Steve McQueen he would be trying to jump the fence on a feckin BMX and the feckin baseball would have stotted off the wall and knocked out all his front teeth. Feck the cheatin Liviscum bestards.

Love Juanjo but CC has already put it in his court to prove himself. If he is fit and WANTS to stay and proves his fitness and committment in pre season training..BRING IT ON..if not FECK AFF.

Thought I would bring this thread on ere as I did predict at the beginning of the season that our style of play and passion of support would bring us more points away from home..but I never thought that the gap would be so wide!! PLAYED WON LOST DREW FOR AGAINST DIFF POINTS HOME 16 3 6 7 18 21 -3 15 AWAY 18 8 7 3 28 17 +11 28 -3 AND + 11 is feckin ridiculous!! :shock: And lets look at some of the feckin Away Day Stats: Second best Away team in the SPL, only Cellic have a better record BUT Ninth best at home, JUST in front of LIVI. Second most away wins in the SPL. Second least away defeats in the SPL. Second highest Away scorers in the SPL - averaging 1.55 Away and 1.12 at home. JOINT top in respect of Away goals conceded but the BEST average. Only Cellic, Jam Tarts and ICT have a positive away goal difference. We are averaging 1.72 points per game away from home and 0.93 at home. We have more away points than Livi, the Arabs and the Pars put together. SO I AM FECKIN SMUG AND PROUD TO SAIL AWAY ON THE HMS SNECK

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Yon Dungannon Jeggie **** should be banned for a pro-Liviscum post. He has started making trubble already.

The man from Dungannon could be the feckin exception to the rule. :D

Updated at 17.30 on 15/04/06 HMS CELLIC 17 14 2 1 50 17 33 44 HMS SNECK 18 8 7 3 27 17 11 31 HMS JAM TART 17 7 6 4 27 18 9 27 HMS HUN 16 6 5 5 24 24 0 23 HMS MUVVERSMELL 18 6 4 8 19 29 -10 22 HMS HIBEE 16 6 3 7 20 24 -4 21 HMS SEAGULL 16 5 5 7 15 21 -6 21 Feck me..The C.L.I.T. is almost within our grasp. Ya can almost smell it. What a mouth watering prospect. Im feckin drooling. :D

The Submarine Premier League (SPL) ia drawing to its close and our chances of a place in Europe next season are hanging by a thread. The league is based on away fixtures, the top two submarines go straight fer the Champions League of Imperial Torpedoes (C.L.I.T.) whilst the third placed vessel circumnavigates the Naval Institute of Premier Propellors League of Europe (N.I.P.P.L.E.) The present top of the table is: P W L D F A P/D PTS HMS CELLIC 17 14 2 1 50 17 33 44 HMS SNECK 17 7 7 3 27 17 10 28 HMS JAM TART 17 7 6 4 27 18 9 27 HMS HUN 16 6 5 5 24 24 0 23 HMS MUVVERSMELL 18 6 4 8 19 29 -10 22 HMS HIBEE 16 6 3 7 20 24 -4 21 HMS SEAGULL 16 5 5 6 15 21 -6 20 HMS SNECK; HMS HUN & HMS HIBEE have three away engagements remaining whilst the other vessels have only TWO. If it had'nt been fer HMS Liviscum we would have had our passports ready but SERIOUSLY - What would you find more pleasurable and/or stimulating - the C.L.I.T. or the N.I.P.P.L.E ?? :D