IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER

Watch this unique sporting spectacle, place your bets and cheer your favourite down the home straight. Truly hysterical, complete with jockeys urging their mounts down the 250 yard course. Racing stars include Red Ram, Golden Fleece, Sheargar, Little Pullover, Woolly Jumper and the legendary Alderknitti negotiate "Shepherd's Brook", Bo Peep's Bend and the "EWE Turn" in their quest for glory. Honest Joe the bookmaker, takes your bets to win the prize.

And youre fecked Banana Boy.

:shock: Feck me. Yon two will scare the feck out of the opposition. :shock: Great to see Sneckie loons breaking thru. It would be more apt if they were renamed Xander Soane and Stuart Sutherland.

F*ballers wife.

OOPS. Too feckin big again?

May I suggest approaching a sponsor who has had heavy involvement off the park in recent years.

I think Loopy suits ya better.

Feck me.. i've had a feckin avatar removed, a post censored and an image minimised. Feckin independent ma erse. 8) 8) How did all those erseholes get banned?

Now that sounds a real prospect for the Highland March 1V. :D

I am reliably informed that Dargo and Black have made a gentlemans agreement NOT to leave the club until the 2007-2008 at the earliest. I am equally reliably informed that the squad will practically be the same next season apart from one defender going and one coming in (Dods or Caff) and a Rankin bid will be re-executed.

Im afraid the mental health of Lancashire is dependent on my expertise this weekend.

Did that once before RIG and banned Sine Die. Mind you it was feckin worth it. :D

Tannadice trio told to leave club Derek McInnes has one year left on his United contract Dundee United manager Craig Brewster is planning a clear-out of experienced players, BBC Sport understands. Three of the club's highest earners; Paul Ritchie, Derek McInnes and David Fernandez have all been told they have no future at Tannadice. Former Celtic forward Fernandez arrived on a three-year deal last August. Midfielder McInnes and former Scotland defender Ritchie, who have both skippered the club this term, have one year to run on their contracts. Dundee United have won just twice since Brewster replaced the sacked Gordon Chisholm in January. Releasing the players prematurely won't be cheap, but it appears the manager has his sights set on rebuilding his squad for next season. McInnes, 34, who can count Morton, Rangers and West Bromich Albion among his former clubs, has been at United for three years. And ex-Hearts and Rangers centre-half Ritchie, 30, arrived on Tayside in the summer of 2004. Spaniard Fernandez, 32, has played 29 games since his switch to United and has scored seven times. Correct QB. They will save on wages but it will take a few spondoolachs to say goodbye. :D

Brew has announced that the Arabs will not be renewing contracts fer Paul Ritchie, Derek McInnes or Diego Fernandez. A central defender, a midfield playmaker and an attacker!! :shock:

Whats this Jeggie shyte doing on the main forum. Beastie and plank walking comes to mind. :D

Great ta see ya linking up wiv the new site but ya could have got some superior erse shots!!

Thank you Andrew. i will do ma feckin best.

Are we sure it isnt Michael feckin Jackson in disguise? :nuts:

Well I will be in the Granary and then i will reappear in the Elizebethan. i will be walking to Chorley and back. 8)

That will produce more feckin tears than Mike Baldwin dying in feckin Ken Barlow's Arms.

I do hope that the Binos dont get a result against Gretna and feck the Harry Wraggs next saturday and the poor Maryhill magyars are pipped for a play off place in the SECOND DIVISION by the Binos and the Blue Toon. It would spoil ma feckin Summer Holidays..what about youse?

When is this likely to be? I need to know ASAP fer ma off duty and availability of rooms at Rib Ticklers.

May i feckin apologise in advance if i cause any distress to any forum member if i abuse ya if ya have changed yer feckin names.

Feck me .. i was going to wait fer 2007 BUT if it is a seven day, pub crawling walk from Liviscum to Dumbfarmlife.. then count me feckin in.

I feckin told ya it was my turn on the new site fer the match report ya feckin stoopid old *******. :D :D