Not quite right with your definition of "priapism"....
pri·a·pism (prī'ə-pĭz'əm)
n. Persistent, usually painful erection of the *****, especially as a consequence of disease and not related to sexual arousal.
Regards "Whingeing Jocks" I've never heard Alex Salmond whine on about "the Unglush" - What I have heard him say is that - as a race, the Scots are as every bit as capable and as well qualified to govern themselves, as the likes of the Norwegians, the Icelanders and the Irish, all of whom appear to cope very well with the demands of independence.
At least, as an independent nation, we are unlikely to be used as a guinea pig by the next conservative government for something as unjust or unfair as the poll tax was .... Nor will our armed forces ever be required to serve the Westminster government in another ill-conceived, unjust and illegal war.