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Johnboy

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  1. Moist....
  2. So it's the people on the road that cause all the accidents..... Why then did you introduce the petition to have it up-graded?
  3. According to Robert McNeil in the Scotsman this morning, Marvin was thinking about signing for D.United, but God told him they are cr@p...!!!
  4. You've just gotta give these things time, IHE..... (Is that all the Chorley pubs closed now?)
  5. Aye... You'd know all about that, Sandy....!!! :015: :015: :015:
  6. Two decrepit old cities, Glasgow & Carlisle are linked by motorway/dual carriegeway... There are very few accidents on that stretch of road despite a much greater volume of traffic, travelling at a much higher average speed....
  7. Jungle...
  8. Many of the A9's problems are caused by truckers restricted to a 40mph speed limit on the single carriegeway sections... this causes nose to tail convoys which can be an absolute nightmare to overtake.. (especially in a Skoda!) It would be much, much safer if it was dualled all the way to Perth..... Nobody's asking you to pay for it TM4TJ....
  9. Suspender belts would have been much more interesting..... Jingle...
  10. Suspender belts... (Alex came too soon there....!)
  11. That should brighten up Carrbridge....!! :015: :004: :006:
  12. Only 'cos it was p1ssing down at the time...
  13. Bank robber...
  14. About 2 miles north of the Carrbridge turn-off.... :001: Any ideas..?
  15. Poor old buggor.... Obviously can't hold his drink the way he used to..... :006: :006:
  16. Deja vu.... (Could be stuck here for a while...!!)
  17. That's the best suggestion yet...... A pipe band between 2.40pm and 3pm, and again at half time would be superb.... It would certainly give the supporters a lift, and who knows, might even inspire our players..... :003: :003:
  18. Yeah, I've signed.... I was nearly wiped out by some dolly bird in a very sporty Peugot 206 convertible.... coming towards me, just the other day.... She had a maniacal grin on her face which will haunt me for years to come..... :001: like that one...
  19. My mother keeps trying to discourage me from visiting this den of iniquity....!!
  20. You can't beat an odd slag now & again, or even an old one..!! :001: :001:
  21. Again...
  22. A lot of them have probably gone 'cos they think you've bu*gered off. Why do you keep disappearing? Are you leading some kind of double life? That would be two more than anyone thought you had..!! :015: :015:
  23. Traffic chaos...
  24. Much better.... When it comes to constuctive criticism, Sandy - you're the master...!!
  25. Barbara Windsor...
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