Johnboy

All the nice girls love a candle... All the nice girls love a wick... All the nice girls love a candle... 'Cos it reminds them of a p**** Wick...

Lighter...

She likes to take the odd short cut across the fields, Alex....!!

I appreciate all that info, Sandy and of course you are right about better performances leading to better attendances... I'm a newcomer to Sneck.... originally from Paisley/Glasgow area, I moved up here 3 years ago, after many years in Fife, where I was a bit of a Pars supporter. I was a big admirer of Brewster at that time, and I started going to watch ICT matches when he came here. Hate to admit it - but now I'm kind of hooked...!! What do I think of Brewster now? Biggest erse under the sun...!!!

If you'd been there, I bet you would have offered to squeeze them back through the slats...!!! :017: :019:

Football stewards...

Passed by your place today, FW.... Was lucky enough to catch a glimpse of your rear end... Very nice too, Could be doing with a wash though.... :015: :015:

That's ok, old son.... Mind it's the 12 year old Keo brandy I'm after... :003:

Well said, Sophia.... BF was excellent yesterday.... Walter took that decision & he was spot on.... :003:

Is Mee back, Alex..? I think you've maybe seen something she posted ages ago.....

Unfortunately Mee's still in the huff..... Maybe someone should start a campaign to persuade her to come back into the fold....

Do a lot of Dundonians have a problem with flatulence, H/Dee...?

Were you surprised when I pulled out my minature, FW..? Abuse... (size isn't everything... :003:)

£8.00 -- Phew....!! Dinnae spend it a' in the wan pub noo, H/Dee...eh...!!

Alex is an absolute gem....!! Knows a thing or two about footie, too....!! Alex... You'll no forget my Keo Brandy will ya...??

GREAT RESULT? It was unfeckinbelievalble....!! It was just like watching Caley playing an away match...!!! :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04: :clapping04: And of course the icing on the cake..? England couldn't beat a bunch of feckin hotel waiters from Macedonia...!!! :015: :015: :015: :015:

Didn't they (the Quo) ever play the Caird Hall, H/Dee?

Leading the troops into battle - gladiatorial style..? The TV people would love that idea... it would get shown all around the world....!!

Joy...

She should be back for it as it doesn't kick off till 5pm... Thanks for pointing that out though.... Can I take this opportunity to say how much I enjoy all your posts, on this site, Alex... It is refreshing to encounter such sensible & well thought out comments....often spiced with generous helpings of intellectual wit......!! Now.... About that bottle of Keo brandy from Paphos.....

Elation...

Did it stimulate interest & swell the attendance figures..?

FOUR FRIENDS AT A PARTY Four friends, who hadn't seen each other in 30 years, reunited at a party. After several drinks, one of the men had to use the rest room. Those who remained talked about their kids. The first guy said, "My son is my pride and joy. He started working at a successful company at the bottom of the barrel. He studied Economics and Business Administration and soon began to climb the corporate ladder and now he's the president of the company. He became so rich that he gave his best friend a top of the line Mercedes for his birthday." The second guy said, "Darn, that's terrific! My son is also my pride and joy. He started working for a big airline, and then went to flight school to become a pilot. Eventually he became a partner in the company, where he owns the majority of its assets. He's so rich that he gave his best friend a brand new jet for his birthday." The third man said: "Well, that's terrific! My son studied in the best universities and became an engineer. Then he started his own construction company and is now a multimillionaire. He also gave away something very nice and expensive to his best friend for his birthday: A 30,000 square foot mansion." The three friends congratulated each other just as the fourth returned from the restroom and asked: "What are all the congratulations for? One of the three said: "We were talking about the pride we feel for the successes of our sons. .What about your son?" The fourth man replied: "My son is gay and makes a living dancing as a stripper at a nightclub." The three friends said: "What a shame...what a disappointment." The fourth man replied: "No, I'm not ashamed. He's my son and I love him. And he hasn't done too bad either. His birthday was two weeks ago, and he received a beautiful 30,000 square foot mansion, a brand new jet and a top of the line Mercedes from his three boyfriends."

What utter rubbish.... Women don't always sleep on the wet stain....!! :sleep01: :sleep01:

Can you bring me back a bottle of Keo brandy, Alex...? I'll give you the £3.99 before you go....!!