Wanderer

Great stuff lads !!!!

It does beggar belief when a pre-match article for the second game of the season begins (and headlines) on our manager being the bookies third favourite to lose his job first this season... Wouldn't blame him if he told the lot of them to shove it. http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spfl/inverness-v-dundee-hughes-not-worried-over-future-1-3507617

Where's the shyness come from? http://www.scotsman.com/sport/football/spfl/hamilton-0-2-inverness-no-interviews-for-hughes-1-3505162

Hey! Royalties! Just wanted to reprieve one of the infamous Mantis4... you normally trotted that one out as we were leaving Ballinluig if I remember. Helmut Schoen at Carrbridge.

"Slow Going On Birmingham Roads", there's a headline to give "Aberdeen Man Found Dead On Pay-As-You- Leave Bus" a run for its money.

Should've used Adidas...they pay £75m a year for clubs to wear their kit... ...and that would've bought us Suarez..who likes to 'eat fresh'...a marketing dream! See what a bit of joined up thinking can achieve!

There'll be a few people pea'd off if it is...

I hate to think what you put into Google to get that image Yngwie...hope it wasn't a work computer!

That Rebekah Brooks looked tidy...Coulson's a bit of a hacker I hear!

...from one of Drogba's trademark flicks no doubt.

You're not married, are you...

Went over to P&B to see how the mood was...spent ages searching for a Butcher thread on the Premiership board.....

Pretty good read.. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/25/neil-lennon-persecution-shames-scotland-celtic-manager

Just for the sake of accuracy, this is a reminder ofwhat the bell-end actually said... "Even the cake served is a sign of how he and his assistant Maurice Malpas have moved on to what they believe could be bigger and better things with the capital side. “I bought the cakes, but I’m sending the bill in to [chairman] Mr Petrie. It was Tesco cakes at Caley Thistle but it’s now Marks & Spencer!” Aldi might be a bit upmarket now I guess.

Wyness - I PMd you a while back, can you check your messages pls.

Doubt it. There will be swooshes and odd lines and wtf symmetry... I realise CTO is not representative of the 2500 home regulars but the plain stripes are (have been for years) the chosen design. Not representative of the sweetie rustlers...but hang on, maybe representative of the replica shirt buyers...I'll bet it is!

Roarer...you're the WINNER...but the winner of the book is... (and she brushed her hair for you...) If you have a signed copy already (or live in New Zealand) let me know and I'll get my daughter back to re-draw....

Oh b'Jesus...he/she is in flippin' Oz...

Well the stewards have taken over 24 hours to make a decision...and it is a dead heat. Apparently there is no difference between 5, 5, 5 & 5...who'd have thought that! So congratulations to all 4 of you, you are all winners! Sadly there is only one book...and by a selection process known by the technical term of 'my daughter picks a name out of a hat', the winner of the book is... Roarer

To be fair, it's difficult to get a decent atmosphere on other planets...

A further 2 unseated at the run-in and it's an incredible 4-way photo-finish...stewards are scrutinising the pics... ICTPAISLEY 0 Govan Jaggie 1 KingBeastie 2 Yngwie 3 gordieict 4 northstandfan 4 Sneckboy 4 BA 5 DoofersDad 5 Roarer 5 WYNESS101 5 Kingsmills 6 Libero 6 qwerty11 6 TopSix 6 CaleyThistle 7 Iain 7 old caley girl 7 RedCard 7 TomatoTerrace 7 PerfICT 8 TheCaleyOne 8 12th Man 8 Wanderer 8 johnh 9 Kind of Blue 9 Bloodstone 10 caleydawson 10 ICTRoughi 10 standbydave 10 Caley Mad In Berks 11 Alex MacLeod 12 IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER 13 CaleyCanary 14 bughtmaster 15

To the Mods: I have a very strong suspicion that SP's account has been hacked in the last few days - probably by Mrs Scarlet - some very sensible and readable commentary on employment law and pensions lately. Can you investigate please? #wherestherealpimple

Could well be a 4-way mud wrestle for the book (I found it, it does exist!) but I have a cunning and amusing plan for such an outcome...

The equine vets on overtime with a massive 11 fallers there...6 runners now neck and neck in the final furlong... ICTPAISLEY 0 Govan Jaggie 1 KingBeastie 2 Yngwie 3 gordieict 4 northstandfan 4 Sneckboy 4 BA 5 DoofersDad 5 Roarer 5 WYNESS101 5 Kingsmills 6 Libero 6 qwerty11 6 TopSix 6 CaleyThistle 7 Iain 7 old caley girl 7 RedCard 7 TomatoTerrace 7 PerfICT 8 TheCaleyOne 8 12th Man 8 Wanderer 8 johnh 9 Kind of Blue 9 Bloodstone 10 caleydawson 10 ICTRoughi 10 standbydave 10 Caley Mad In Berks 11 Alex MacLeod 12 IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER 13 CaleyCanary 14 bughtmaster 15