Wanderer

You're not married, are you...

Went over to P&B to see how the mood was...spent ages searching for a Butcher thread on the Premiership board.....

Pretty good read.. http://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2014/may/25/neil-lennon-persecution-shames-scotland-celtic-manager

How much of The Falklands is Scotland's?

Just for the sake of accuracy, this is a reminder ofwhat the bell-end actually said... "Even the cake served is a sign of how he and his assistant Maurice Malpas have moved on to what they believe could be bigger and better things with the capital side. “I bought the cakes, but I’m sending the bill in to [chairman] Mr Petrie. It was Tesco cakes at Caley Thistle but it’s now Marks & Spencer!” Aldi might be a bit upmarket now I guess.

Wyness - I PMd you a while back, can you check your messages pls.

Doubt it. There will be swooshes and odd lines and wtf symmetry... I realise CTO is not representative of the 2500 home regulars but the plain stripes are (have been for years) the chosen design. Not representative of the sweetie rustlers...but hang on, maybe representative of the replica shirt buyers...I'll bet it is!

Roarer...you're the WINNER...but the winner of the book is... (and she brushed her hair for you...) If you have a signed copy already (or live in New Zealand) let me know and I'll get my daughter back to re-draw....

Andrew, the crown I've kept safe for a year is yours...superb effort! Gringo, another first class NPL season. Superbly curated as usual. And roll on next year - or are you doing a World Cup Special?

Oh b'Jesus...he/she is in flippin' Oz...

Well the stewards have taken over 24 hours to make a decision...and it is a dead heat. Apparently there is no difference between 5, 5, 5 & 5...who'd have thought that! So congratulations to all 4 of you, you are all winners! Sadly there is only one book...and by a selection process known by the technical term of 'my daughter picks a name out of a hat', the winner of the book is... Roarer

To be fair, it's difficult to get a decent atmosphere on other planets...

A further 2 unseated at the run-in and it's an incredible 4-way photo-finish...stewards are scrutinising the pics... ICTPAISLEY 0 Govan Jaggie 1 KingBeastie 2 Yngwie 3 gordieict 4 northstandfan 4 Sneckboy 4 BA 5 DoofersDad 5 Roarer 5 WYNESS101 5 Kingsmills 6 Libero 6 qwerty11 6 TopSix 6 CaleyThistle 7 Iain 7 old caley girl 7 RedCard 7 TomatoTerrace 7 PerfICT 8 TheCaleyOne 8 12th Man 8 Wanderer 8 johnh 9 Kind of Blue 9 Bloodstone 10 caleydawson 10 ICTRoughi 10 standbydave 10 Caley Mad In Berks 11 Alex MacLeod 12 IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER 13 CaleyCanary 14 bughtmaster 15

To the Mods: I have a very strong suspicion that SP's account has been hacked in the last few days - probably by Mrs Scarlet - some very sensible and readable commentary on employment law and pensions lately. Can you investigate please? #wherestherealpimple

HT: 0-0 FT: 2-0 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: May Time of 1st Goal: 47

Could well be a 4-way mud wrestle for the book (I found it, it does exist!) but I have a cunning and amusing plan for such an outcome...

The equine vets on overtime with a massive 11 fallers there...6 runners now neck and neck in the final furlong... ICTPAISLEY 0 Govan Jaggie 1 KingBeastie 2 Yngwie 3 gordieict 4 northstandfan 4 Sneckboy 4 BA 5 DoofersDad 5 Roarer 5 WYNESS101 5 Kingsmills 6 Libero 6 qwerty11 6 TopSix 6 CaleyThistle 7 Iain 7 old caley girl 7 RedCard 7 TomatoTerrace 7 PerfICT 8 TheCaleyOne 8 12th Man 8 Wanderer 8 johnh 9 Kind of Blue 9 Bloodstone 10 caleydawson 10 ICTRoughi 10 standbydave 10 Caley Mad In Berks 11 Alex MacLeod 12 IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER 13 CaleyCanary 14 bughtmaster 15

HT: 0-0 FT: 0-2 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Sutton Time of 1st Goal: 49

And it's carnage at the canal turn, 10 fallers... ICTPAISLEY 0 Govan Jaggie 1 KingBeastie 2 Yngwie 3 gordieict 4 northstandfan 4 Sneckboy 4 BA 5 DoofersDad 5 Roarer 5 WYNESS101 5 Kingsmills 6 Libero 6 qwerty11 6 TopSix 6 CaleyThistle 7 Iain 7 old caley girl 7 RedCard 7 TomatoTerrace 7 PerfICT 8 TheCaleyOne 8 12th Man 8 Wanderer 8 johnh 9 Kind of Blue 9 Bloodstone 10 caleydawson 10 ICTRoughi 10 standbydave 10 Caley Mad In Berks 11 Alex MacLeod 12 IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER 13 CaleyCanary 14 bughtmaster 15

HT: 0-1 FT: 0-3 1st ICT: McKay 1st Opp: Armstrong Time of 1st Goal: 14min

They won't say in public. The first hint you will get that they are not happy is giving Yogi his P45 The first hint's usually a resounding 'vote of confidence' is it not?

Another four fallers at the second... ICTPAISLEY 0 Govan Jaggie 1 KingBeastie 2 Yngwie 3 gordieict 4 northstandfan 4 Sneckboy 4 BA 5 DoofersDad 5 Roarer 5 WYNESS101 5 Kingsmills 6 Libero 6 qwerty11 6 TopSix 6 CaleyThistle 7 Iain 7 old caley girl 7 RedCard 7 TomatoTerrace 7 PerfICT 8 TheCaleyOne 8 12th Man 8 Wanderer 8 johnh 9 Kind of Blue 9 Bloodstone 10 caleydawson 10 ICTRoughi 10 standbydave 10 Caley Mad In Berks 11 Alex MacLeod 12 IMMORTAL HOWDEN ENDER 13 CaleyCanary 14 bughtmaster 15

HD - say it in dollars, might make you feel better.... Mind you, HMRC will still be after a cut!

I'm no fashionista by any stretch of the imagination but I'm sure I detected a recent trend for retro tops...bold, simple designs. Is that not the market telling us something? Why oh why we need to over elaborate the shirt with blurred lines, swooshes and multi-patterns is beyond this grumpy old git. Probably keeps a few designers in white-framed spectacles mind you... Rene's post #74 is pretty close to ideal without that daft shape on the back...but I'm not holding my breath.