f*ballers wife

oh my!!! have you missed me guys??? i had it, yes the blue screem of death.... my hard drive was over driven.... or too hard.... hmmm.... not sure which, but never the less, dies sniff :019: sniff :019: sniff :019: sniff :010: sniff :009: sniff :009: so for all you guys on here whom i USED to have verbal, well typing, intercourse with... can you please email me so i have your details cos i lost shed loads! and for all you whom i didnt..... give me your email and i'll see if i can SLOT you in! :004: :023:

oh my!!! and i had it trimmed to perfection incase the occation aRoSe! :004:

oh my!!! i can be VERY down to earth and practical when the need arises ... ... ... ... ........ like taking smelling salts with me to revive your poor sis when she has to witness the 'erse'!!! or i could stand between her and 'it' taking the full force with my own eye, id have to keep one closed incase i went blind of course..... :004: see.... yet again another display of down~to~earth~iness sweetpeeee!!!

oh my!!! sorry pimple babe, i would have gladly delivered her one of my packages! she would have needed more than the detox salts after seeing howdi's erse! :029:

oh my!!! toned ***! :023:

oh my!!! into thin....

oh my!!! . Then, allofasudden....

-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Memo: Swearing at work It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will no longer be tolerated. We do however realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of 18 New and Innovative "TRY SAYING" phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner. 1) TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the f___ you're doing. 2) TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a right f_____g cow. 3) TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the f___ do you expect me to do this? 4) TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: Get to f______!. 5) TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be sh___g me! 6) TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a sh__. 7) TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my f______ problem. 8) TRY SAYING: That's interesting. ALTERNATELY: WTF? INSTEAD OF: What the f___? 9) TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This sh__ won't work. 10) TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the f____ didn't you tell me sooner? 11) TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his a__. 12) TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat sh__ and die. 13) TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my a__. 14) TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: F___ it, I'm on salary. 15) TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your a__. 16) TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. 17) TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the f___ died and made you boss? 18) TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a pr_ck. Thank You, Human Resources

oh my!!! hey, we could have a centre fold too...... who would be there? howdies erse... a cheek per page!!!

oh my!!! they're not being very helpfull to you sweet pee, are they!!! i've had some from the one at the end of the street, by the trafic lights.... very tasty, but in my defence, it was on the way home from one of our pier visits in portree, so the taste buds were fairly mummmmm! :015:

oh my!!! not been on for a wee while, cos i'm a busy virgin.... :023: read the posts from the last time i was on.... i just LOVE that thread! whoever started it should be knighted! :014: which one of you out there fancies typing the whole thing up, which one of you out there has a printing firm to print it all bonny how many of us would buy a copy to help raise money for the trust or cancer reserch or ..... whatever! i know i would!!!

oh my!!! rab c nesbit!

oh my!!! . It loved....

oh my!!! cellmate!

oh my!!! but his.....

oh my!!! left~overs. Then....

oh my!!! that's cos you're tele~pathetic! :004: shape

oh my!!! ...er~dooper tuperware!

oh my!!! the only flash in the pan i get these days is when i make mr f*baller his toad in the hole for tea! :023: if i am keeping you sane pimple, my darling man, i am now hellishly worried about your sanity! :crazy07: and howdi.... i likey dreaming about you too..... but its not pink in my dreams! :004:

oh my!!! cast~anywhere!

oh my!!! and nibble....

oh my!!! no babe, if i was , how would i drink my M&S sparkly stuff??? d'oh! :rolleyes02: skipping

oh my!!! i could answer all your questions sweet~peees.... but you would have nothing to wonder about for the rest of the day! :015:

oh my!!! oh beastie... i have one, would you like to look after mine for a couple of weeks!?! :023:

oh my!!! its not gin, its M&S sparkly stuff! :023: bondage! :004: