f*ballers wife

oh my!!! will howdi's erse be there? :024:

oh my!!! LG, dont be telling them or they'll ALL be wanting some! :023:

oh my!!! GOOD MORNING ALL...... OOOPSY!!! SORRY AM I SPEAKING TOO LOUD FOR SOME OF YOU!!! :023: thanks for having me last night guys, :love07: it was an, erm, experience shall we say! :004: and i'm right there with you heili, that erse should be licenced or something. maybe a public health warning ?!?! :017:

oh my!!! so what time do i make my entrance AM.... to the chieftan? :016: :023:

oh my!!! get your coat jb, you've pulled!!! :015: and LG.... who gets to show first, are they all gents there and will they let us??? :023: or will it be age before beauty.... in which case, we'll see it ALLLL before we need to expose ANYthing! :015: :004:

oh my!!! hmmm.... memo to self.... ask LG to point howdi out, rather than checking under all kilts for the tattoo..... :023: :024: and remember NOT to mention worms to jb!!! :017:

oh my!!! lg, i think i'll take a couple of bits with me, but i wont have time to look after my kit, i'll be too busy taking all these luverly guys orders for their luverly wifie folk! and then there's the games.... i believe pass the parcel was mentioned... pin the worm.... what the **** have we unleashed here girl!?!?! :023:

oh my!!! so he'll be the gene kelly look~a~likey? :014:

oh my!!! oh howdi, you are SUCH a gent! :love07: how will i recognise you on friday BTW? :024: and jb, dont be expecting too much, good grief, you'll be asking him to have a SHOWER next! :015:

oh my!!! the kilt and the trap is one thing... but the cheese under there..... well, that's just foosty! :006:

oh my!!! but i'm ALWAYS a nice little thing sweet~peee! :023: hope you'll be nice too?!?

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oh my!!! bite the buttons off the blouse by all means, but you aint losing MY earings too matey!!! :018: i have been warned to wear two pairs of knickers (with a pair of tights in~be~tween!)and a vest along with my thigh lenth boots.... just in case.... :024:

oh my!!! i'm with you then AM.... we'll be fine as long as nothing back fires!!! :023:

oh my!!! equally excited.... thot it was SPANKY lights! thot i have missed something vital on the tesco shelves!!! :015:

oh my!!! you BETTER all come! and a couple of you need to buy something from me so i have the excuse of 'working'!!! :023: will you promise not to get me drunk BEFORE i work out action man's commission.... in case i give him too much!!! :017: :005: :004:

oh my!!! i bet you say that to all the girls! :004: howdi, sweeti, i LURV mysteries, can i be jessica fletcher...? :021:

oh my!!! oh dear, howdi in his kilt and fw in the same room.... the mind, along with other bits of the anatomy, boggles!!! :015: as far as doing both.... i AM a wimin after all and i CAN multi task.... so i'm up for it if you are! as long as howdi leaves me be till i finish the 'virgin' bit! :004: i'll give you a call AM and maybe we should have a erm.... 'meeting' in the innes to decide how you're going to have me.... well, WHERE you're going to have me!!! :023:

oh my!!! erm.... escuse me howdi.... dont be tarring me wi that brush.... some of us are hot young things you know, eh LG? :018:

oh my!!! santa filling my stockings.... this night is getting better by the minute!!! :021:

oh my!!! bring her too jnr, she can keep me company when h/dee has finiched with my bits! :006:

oh my!!! thanks jb and i love you too.... :016:

oh my!!! i may come LG.... but you'd have to buy a stocking filler from me.... cos i'm MEANT to be working that night... and if mr f*baller gets wind that it's NOT a working event..... he'll take me over his knee again!!! what if i get a wee rum head on...... :017: who'll put me up for the night...... :023: oh my.... it's all such a worry.... :014:

oh my!!! and yet again, we manage to lower the tone of a perfectly good thread! i would answer howdi, but i'm a reformed character now, after scotty took me over HIS knee... :001:

oh my!!! that's only cos we know what your tantrums are like!