Heilandee

No shaire whit the tune is Johnboy ,but could you teach me the words for our next home game :021:

Meh fave ever..... in big letters "MY MOTHER MADE ME A HOMOSEXUAL" in small letters below "if i give her the wool ,can she make me one"

hmmmmmmmmm,which Maria should eh vote for? na , baith tooooo ugly :016:

'sdale horses

1-1 Ft ....Penalties Coonty win 5-4 :025:

1-1 Ht of extra time

Clyde were 1-0 up

Check out the name of the chief executive of the Wine and Spirits Trade Association....... :015:

did the masssed police pipe band no do it?..... still say there's a longer daaaaaaaah at the start :001:

Ach, thats no fair,Highland cathedral has a much longer Daaaah da da da da da da da at the start :016:

live commentary on sportsound for anyone interested... Sportsound

back to the thread in question , whit wiz the feckin tune then CMIB? eh gie up :007:

dads bag

Sounds about right AM, wisnae a deckhand beh any chance was he?

but stopped

Jeezo ,the stuff ya learn on here eh?had to look it up but can now use that at the next gemme eh........ "the referee's an onanist"

titch

passage ways

A timely reminder for this time of year.........Dont try this at home....... A man is in hospital with severe internal injuries after trying to launch a powerful firework rocket from his backside. Safety campaigners say they have never come across such a bizarre incident but it is thought the man, 22, could have been copying a scene from the controversial film Jackass: The Movie which shows a similar prank. The incident in Sunderland was captured by a gang of youths and the fuzzy mobile phone footage shows a blinding white flash followed by hysterical laughter. A spokeswoman for the North East Ambulance Service said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding. "He was attended to and taken to Sunderland Royal Hospital." The victim is recovering at Sunderland Royal Hospital after sustaining horrific internal injuries including a scorched colon. Safety experts on Thursday warned that misusing the explosives in such a senseless way can have serious consequences. Police and paramedics were called to the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, in Sunderland, after reports of the stunt. The prank, involving a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket, has left safety officers bemused. A spokesman for the Royal Society for the Prevention of Accidents (RoSPA) said: "It's so unfortunate that someone is now paying the price for the misuse of fireworks. Let's not forget these are explosives. They come with specific instructions about how they should be used."

Action man

Sounds like your affy highly strung :violin:

social diseases

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Sandy's quite right to say it as he see's it,most of us are guilty of seeing our teams through rose tinted specs and the aftermatch back slapping can some times prevent us seeing whats in front of our noses.I thougt Monday night (on Sentanta) had 0-0 written all over it but was delighted when Bayne scored and disapointed when Lovell eqaulised,however it wasnae pretty but then not much has been this season.ICT have much to be proud of with their achievments but dinnae slate the guy for having the bollox to contradict popular opinion,it's good to have a Victor Meldrew who's no feart to ruffle feathers and question if whats good couldn't be better.

Granpaw Broon!!! :010: