Heilandee

disapeared

No being picky like, but wha's number 4 Mrs Paulibee?

Fun Loving

diahorea :toilet01:

Sorry Maime..."new customers only" :015:

Eh, thats relative to Johnboy tho......mind u, he gave me a doing at the golf as well so i'd better no say toooooo much .....auld git! :008:

Nae prob,ehm off for annual golf and beer frenzy down in Englandshire for a few days to coincide wi the Ryder cup,will gie you a shout on my return(best leave it a few days after return actually!!) anyways , better stop using the forum as a personal chat room or Scotty will chase us noo he's joined the grumpy old men

Nothing that cant be resolved for a case of Bud,Bud :003:

Might oh guessed a thread with FREE in the title would get your attention AM, guid to see ya back posting here,whaur ya been,lost on yer bus in Ardersier?busy at work? drunk and disorderly or just no paid the leccy :015:

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condom

Dirty ****'s doon the pier in Portree......hitch hiked up fae Dundee wi a mate and stayed in the camp site at Shullishadder........many a beer gone under the bridge since then come to think of it, there were quite a few "firsts" that camping trip!!!!! Boy's to men DSC (circa75)

Is it just co-incidance that with the occurance of this significant milestone for the sites editor, the "Old folks home" part of the forum has dissapeared? :016:

Dinnae believe ah that shecht about "life begins".....it really is doon hill all the way now :007:.....Happy Birthday Scotty :drinking02:

Sam Cooke

Reckon the crowd can do their bit in this one , the team have proved they can play a bit when the chips are down.COME ON ICT ....noise it up a bit!!

Lerning

Brewster

Dinnae get me started on that ane Charles,we were doon sooth at the weekend and driving back up Sunday stopped in at the Baxters place at Blackford.On spying ornate Whisky decanters shaped as golf clubs and the like ,decided this would be just the job for my whisky loving /golfing brother in la's birthday pressie....."Right we'll tak ane of them please" ...."sorry sir, we cant sell you it till 12.30 coz its got alchohol in it".....the law, as they say, truely is an a®ss :008: glad you liked the footy memories Sandy but i cant take credit ,it wis robbed of another site but obviusly touches many folks memories

Aye, fair play an credit where it's jew,much as i have an inherent dislike for both sides of the bigot brothers, Cellic done well tonight......(probly coz they have an ex Dee in charge)

.......time for a pint? :016:

:015: :015: nae great loss then!!! Does this mean eh dinnae need to go in for the "snip" then? just leave the heated seats on the renault constantly cooking away

Surely the lack of posts is down to ......well , folk not posting Wonder if Bazza's old man would consider bringing his boots back out in case our defence gets a bit shoogly again :notworthy01:

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Iz that no to keep yer hands warm when yer pushing it? :016: