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Eh'll buy every poster on this board a pint if that prediction comes true Alex,speshly the second bit..... :clapping04:

Seeing as the proper stuff disnae start till the following week I reckon i may take a wander down to see what all this SPL malarky is about,(that St Mirren lot are nae bother to beat by the way folks)

Devastating news indeed,the kerry oots fae the Cottage take exactly the length of time to prepare it takes to drink a slow pint in the Pheonix :009: Gringo ,on yer mission may i suggest a wee foray into the Cinnamon by the Eastgate,never used to make it that far as its a bit out of the pub circuit but worth the extra few hundred yards Yomp , the foods superb,agree wi Jonboy on Sneck Fish suppers , never found a good ane yet in near 20 years

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Think you got the wrong end of the stick Jonboy, 4-1 are the odds on Brewster getting the heave -ho ,not yesterdays score,(it was just 1-0 but wha cares?we won)last time we got 4 was last season against league winners, St Mirren! couldnae beat any one elso tho :007:

:clapping04: Zip a dee doo dah ,zip ah dee day.........

The SUN !!! FFS BIGTAMS, Eh thought you'd have been more of a Gaurdian/Times reader these days wi yer up market lifestyle :001:

Woods is awesome eh , takes the game to a different level,switched on yesterday just as he hit his 4 iron at the 14 to go 11 under,was interesting to see the rest of the field change tactics and attack more as his scores went up,glad Els is hanging in there should be interesting couple of days wi them 2 going head to head

you'd clamp someone for using a toilet? :010:

Looks like he's oot whatever ..... Tam Macmanus

:015: :015: :015:,I can empathise , meh wee lad waits till ehv dozed of for meh after dinner 40 winks then pulls them oot and runs like feck.....

It has been suggested i have a small limp,...but i usually blame the alchohol for that

:015: :015: :015: read it again and edited accordingly Jonboy

12 " ers are a distant memory for me ,only used occasionally now (edited as that just didnt read quite right!!) :015:

Would be a great signing for ICT,go on....please seriously though, i like Tam but he does a lot of huffing and puffing with not a lot of results,best run was the 10 yards to take out Barry Robson during a derby a couple of sesons back ,unfortunately ,bazza had passed the ball several minutes earliar,Macmanus was sent aff and we lost the game :007:

As the gool ole boys said in the Blues Brothers "I love both kinds of music ,Country and Western!" :011: :011: YEEEEEHAAAA

There's a whole CD full of such ditty's including such timeless classics as"The devil went down tae Forfar" and "Living next door to Arabs" no longer avilable on CD but can be downloaded for a wee contribution to DEE4LIFE at Jump the Q tracks (many of the words are interchangeable with Dingwall/County :004: )

Eh always found the multi layering of a variety of tissue papers to provide depth and soul to kazoo solo's,many of the street artists of the seventies used this technique to great effect and proved popular as electronics slowly took a stranglehold on the music scene,much to the disgust of the great tradditional kazoo players such as Billy "Blow" Mcpherson and Sammy "the Siren" Gillespie. Gone are the days of such musical maestros,never to return i fear :009:

:015: On the website the team turned up 15 mins late ,in the Daily Retard they "kept the fans and players baking in the heat for nearly three hours" never let the truth get in the way of a good story eh? record story

Kick a man while he's doon why dont ya,efter trachling through to Keith to witness a 1-1 draw its tough to argue the defence tho.Ehm aff to listen to my Runrig greatest hit LP wi ma baffies and a wee fill oh baccy,nane oh this dance nonsense or goups wi oot proper names for me

No meaning to be rude mee, but whit constitutes a generation up here :010:

Thats no whit u said about Joe Cole.......

At least Charlie and Donald will be able to see things fae their perspective :016:

hmmmmmmm,no sure whits more embarresing but ehd have to say naughty things wi Joe Cole is probly more forgiveable than drinking oot a Yenited mug...eh was once given a Cellic scarf but was only 7 and got over it.

Oh dear , the arabs are qouting IHE on thier message board as the font of all ICT knowledge :015: :015: http://http://boards.footymad.net/mboard/f...;mid=2136375581