I've followed the Caley for many a year,
And I've spent all my money on whisky and beer,
But now I'm rejoicing like no time before,
For we're gonna play the Ross County once more.
And it's great, it's clever,
It's great, it's clever for sure,
We can play Ross County,
We can play them once more...
If you want to go to heaven when you die,
You must wear a Caley Shirt and Caley Tie
You must wear a Caley bonnet with **** the County on it
If you want to go to heaven when you die
If you cannae do the bouncy your for Dingwall,
If you cannae do the bouncy ur for Dingwall,
If you cannae do the bouncy
cannae do the bouncy
If u canny do the bouncy ur for Dingwall,
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
A Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy,
Bouncy on a gypsy's head,
A Bouncy, bouncy, bouncy, bouncy til the gypsys dead
(accompanied by bouncing)
Moan on the Forum,
We're all gonna moan on the Forum,
Moan on the Forum,
We're all gonna moan on the Forum...
Ooh to,
Ooh to be,
Ooh to be a... Jaggie!!!
In your County Slums,
In your County Slums,
You look in your bucket for something to eat,
you find a dead rat and you think its a treat,
In your County Slums
In your County Slums,
You ma's on the dole,
Your da's in the nick
You cant get a job cos your so ******* thick,
In your County Slums
In your County Slums,
You **** on the carpet,
You **** in the bath,
You finger your gran cos you think its a laugh,
In your County Slums