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:017: Sounds like a bigger fix up of editing than the BBC's Queen documentry :018: ArabZONE should apologise for making Dundee United look like they have SPL Winning form

Update Story in P&J More on this become realistic for Elgin in the link above :003: He added: "I am former Army personnel and have morals and would never do anything to embarrass the club or anyone." Coming from the guy who thinks he can get 20000 following Elgin in the SPL Even Aberdeen can't do it unless the old firm visit, so what makes him think Elgin will :024:

Possibley True, Found on an Albion Rovers forum. A security company bodyguard with links to the sex industry is mounting a takeover bid for Elgin City, the Press and Journal can reveal. From the P&J Neil MacGregor, who claims to provide security for celebrity clients such as Madonna and George Clooney, wants to buy the Third Division side for £400,000. The former soldier, who provides escorts as well as actresses for the adult entertainment industry, wants to invest £5million a year in the club in an audacious attempt to make it an emerging force in the Scottish game. Last night MacGregor said he had aspirations to become the 'David Murray of Elgin' and promised to have Elgin City in the Scottish Premier League within five years. "I have been quoted a price of £400,000 to buy shares in the club and have made an offer for £400,000 - it is in their hands. "My own team, Rangers, don't need my help but I am looking to invest in Scottish football. I want to be the David Murray of Elgin." MacGregor, who splits his time between Glasgow and Los Angeles, set up MacGregor Protection Services in 1996. The company's website lists clients including Formula One drivers Jensen Button and David Coulthard and celebrities such as Paris Hilton and Tom Cruise. A sister company, MacGregor's Adult Entertainment Services, claims to provide £250-an-hour male and female escorts, as well as sex toys and pornographic films. MacGregor is said to have considered bidding for Aberdeen and Gretna before ruling them out in favour of the Moray club. "I considered investing in Major League Soccer in America but the trend is to invest in British clubs," he said. "I would, however, like to bring in players from the MLS in America. "It has been discussed by the directors at Elgin, where I have been talking to Graham Tatters. The discussions have been confidential but, obviously, that has been breached somewhere. I am happy for the people of Elgin to know about my plans and it is up to fan power to make it happen." He said the investment would be used to build a new stadium and training facilities and promote football in the community. "If you look at Livingston, Caley Thistle or Gretna, it is clear that £5million per year is not a lot of money in the grand scheme of things when it comes to building a new stadium, providing training facilities and paying wages. "Certainly, if you went to a club in the English League offering £5million a year, they would laugh at you. In football, it isn't a huge sum. "Elgin, with the right investment, could be in the SPL within five years." One of Elgin City's nine directors, Steven Milne, confirmed the club had received an approach. Milne, managing director of a car dealership, said: "We've had an inquiry regarding the purchase of shares and it will be discussed at the board meeting on Tuesday." The club is understood to have a million shares, of which around two-thirds are already allocated. Only 35% of the club's stock is available for purchase. A potential stumbling block to any deal could be MacGregor's involvement in the sex industry. The Moray club prides itself on its youth policy and community links and would be keen to avoid tarnishing its reputation. Elgin City finished second bottom of the Third Division last season and attracted an average crowd of fewer than 500 for home games. In 2005 Aberdeen businessman Kenny Black failed in a bid to take control when the club's shirt sponsor became the major shareholder instead. At a dramatic extraordinary general meeting, it was revealed the Robertson Group had bought previously unallocated shares in the club for about £280,000. Leslie Benzies, president of Rockstar North, also tried to buy shares in April 2006.

Have they not merged with Farsley Celtic yet :014: Some real scummy songs they have FFS the Munich 1s aimed at Man Utd are up there with the trash the old firm spill out for not needed at a football ground!!!

It has crossed my mind, if rising seas are rising as fast as we are led to believe, do the club have an emergency plan for 25-50 years time should seas increase over the rocks and flood the place out or will they sit back and do nothing until its too late again. Something which should have been thought of before even digging at the longman. On the plus side, we have slightly more time than Arbroath to think about it :021:

Hoping a sponsor becomes avaliable :021: would'nt mind seeing this guy playing for ICT whether its 6 months or 2 years :003: Bit worried though if he does get this £4000 a week with or without sponspors -if it will start affecting the morale of other players psycologically knowing there playing with a player getting a far higher wage than themselves and cause them to start looking elsewhere :024:

Scott Cuthbert :017: Useless Phuck! :008: :019:

Aslong as he sticks the ball in the net, i dont mind if he goes for a walk round the longman and watches the birds on the firth for the rest of the game. From whats been seen (youtube video) and reports he sounds better than rory mcallister whatever he does anyway :003:

Andrew McNeil Gotta be one of the crapest keepers about. Chocolate tea cups are more useful than that ***.

Sadly not, I wish i could spend her money on ICT - maybe i have once or twice :023: Its away trips to Edinburgh and Glasgow that usually result in mass shopping trips for her while im at the football. :crazy07:

It is quite shocking when added up :010: Unfortunatley Cotter i cant get away from the misses :017: she insists if im spending money watching football, its only right she spends money while im there :009: and i mean INSISTS :010:

:015: :015: :015: Stadium closed ? well it is the early hours of Monday morning :tic01:

True Scotland would do well in it and as you say quite possibly get knocked out by USA, Mexico or Canada. As for Fifa Rankings...Hee Haw! Games on different continents are never played at the same times and the standard of opponents all around the world in each competition means teams get more movement up and down it than a jumping on a bouncy castle in a winter storm.

1stly, Admittedly No I havent watched any of it :003: 2nd point, I never claimed it was a micky mouse competition, far from it, I apologise for any misunderstand, I should have maybe rephrased what i said as "Many of the teams have less talent or lesser known players", by that I mean the smaller carribean nations such as Haiti, I know the USA, Mexico, Canada have players dotted around all over Europes leagues whether its Olivier Occean, Marcus DeBeasley or Richard Hastings, the point was though they are not the Materazzi's, the Raul's, the Beckham's, or Ronaldo's that is in the European Championship but it is a similar competition being the Continents Big International Football/Soccer event and that getting to the Semi-Final and final as Richard did years ago is a great achievment. :003: 3rd and final point, You would agree it is overall less talented and lesser known players than in terms of the European Championships in which i was highlighted for more or less saying? :004: Sorry points sound rude :015: , but computers frighten me, so didnt want to try attempting to quote between points :003:

Oh Dear :017:

Think any Semi-Final of whatever International Event similar to our own European Championships, Albeit the Gold Cup is Less Talent. Is still a great achievement for any player and should be recognised. Well done to Richard on being part of that Canadian side :clapping03: :clapping03: Not only done himself and his country proud but he's also an Inverness player in a major tournamanets SF :003:

Prices are whats forcing people out not the half time entertainment :018: Sending out a dance team of cheerleaders would'nt make me go and watch, I goto support the club not be a pervert :blah01: :tic01:

Better start sending scouts on the new smyril line from scrabster then :015: to chesk out Iceland, Faroes and Norway. Surely the likes of Keflavik, Torshavn and Hammerfest :017: cant be similar to the central belt :029:

Partick :017: "We weren't in a position and didn't have the confidence to do the same," Said Bennett, Talking about offering him a deal. Well Heaven help us when a Romanian ends up on the radar, if we dont have confidence in players we've had watched and trialed :008: : Buchanan Joins Partick

No need to buy it and give the weegies money, its not christmas time yet :sillywave: Rangers Fury

P1ss off Rangers :018: If they can goto LA for a friendly in May they can F***ing well get themselves up here to Inverness on a Monday night :blah01: Its not the moon up here, its 4 hours up the A9, not over country roads or over mountain tracks :008: :008: :008: If it was a European game they'll take there 10000 more than are actually there and feed off it to show there "loyal" support :008: No excuse for them!!!!

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Lock up your daughters at night :010: The beast is back in town :016:

Dont forget accomodation, food, drink and whatever else needs paying for, turns out to be an expensive trip :33: And of course not forgetting when you get to the stadium the hostile welcome from the Italian Police given our reputation on the terraces on the final day of the season :tic01: Seriously though, surely Clachnacuddin is foreign enough sounding without having to cross europe to play teams at a standard worse than them (if last year is anything to go by) :001: I'll believe Serie A and B teams are playing us when the opposition teams are announced.

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